Everyday

Things I Hate

2006-11-08T08:13:00.000-08:00

I hate tat day
I hate celebrating tat day
i hate not getting any of my close friends or ppl tat understand me out for a meal on tat day
i hate getting empty promise on tat day
i hate tat nothing go right on tat day
i hate everything on tat day
i hate getting hope on tat day
i hate not able to get a simple meal on that day
i hate playing basketball on that day
i hate to go all the way out to jog in the middle of the night n shout into thin air on that day
i hate not getting anything i wants on that day

I hope that the cars will pick me up while i was jogging in the middle of the road
i hope that i'll be send to the place where my 'friends' are and spend a day with them, doing things that i wish i could do.
i hope that either 1 of the 3 could sit down n enjoy a simple meal with me

Phillips CUp

2006-08-11T20:08:00.000-07:00

Yest ws n limbei went down to the indoor stadium for the Phillips CUp lo ... Aiyo, i not gonna say how many small bengs i saw at the kallang stadium kbkb n walkin on the road as if their lampa is so big tat they mus occupy the whole lane, which we feel like usin our Car n Long ( bang) them down lo ....

Anyway hor, the first match was Spore ALL star VS the Taiwan team lar ... But then when i see the s'pore starting lineup, i abit confuse lo ... Cos i wonderin if the taiwan team is a Spore All Star or is the Spore AllStar our Spore Team lo ...

Cos knn the Whole team is all Angmo Kia except for mayb 4 spore player lo ... N throughout the whole match, only 3 spore played n only play for awhile lo, ccb, might as well ask our spore ppl to warm the fuckin bench for those Angmo Kia so they can sit on the warm bench n their arse can feel gd rite ... fuck u lar ....

Anyway durin the match got commendator la, but the commendator is so Buay Kan tat he cant lift the atmosphere lo ... His 'Dunk' is so monotone lo ... I hear liao also wanna sleep lar, cb tat fucker wanna put me to sleep at the stadium sia ...

But whenever who scored, tat half fuck commendator will announce the team lar .. N i almost thought tat taiwan team is actually spore team, Cos all of them r fuckin Chi with Chi names lo, which make me feel so homely 2ward them lar ....

Anyway i feel abit Paiseh for the spore all star team lo ... Y call urself Spore all star team when there is only abt 4 or 5 ppl tat r sporean n throughout the whole game all the angmo r playin lo ... Might as well change the name to ' Spore Chap Zen team ' (mix-bred Team ) ...

At least if u put sporean play n they loss, i see liao also dun mind lar, although i'll kb tat spore standard so buay kan but is better than puttin all angmo n played for the whole match rite n at the sametime call them Spore All Star .... Wah kao ... Suck cock lo ... like tat i see liao also angry lo ... So much for lookin for Local talent sia ...

See liao also Paiseh lo ...

6am or 8 am ????

2006-06-18T07:24:00.000-07:00

Hmm .... Mus go back to the future n look at Fri instead of 2day

On fri ...
Was Suppose to meet the dudes frm Taka but limbei too busy with my doin my Army stuff so never meet them ... Hai ....

Next i meet up with Piter, N got the " Manu Ginobili ' jersey frm him lar ... But sian lar, cos i thought can talk with him for long long time lo .. But his Knnbccb stead so quiet n so hard to get her involve in the conversation ... So at last jus fuck it n walked home lo ..

Hai, fuckin dulan lar, i got the Manu Ginobili jersey but i dun feel Song at all lo cos never get to chat with tat Du pui Sai ( big pile of shit) Piter n laugh till lau sai lo ...

Later in the evening tried to get ppl out but then those i wan 2 meet cant come out n meet me .. So i also feel fuck up lar ...

Drop a msg hoppin tat at least cant go out but can settle with chat over the phone, i also song lar ... At least never waste my Fri mah ... But sian ... Nothin also .... So also i feel fuck up lo ...

Sat ...
Same lar ... Wanna ask ppl i wan 2 meet .... All also cant come out ... So i feel also fuck up lar

SUn ...

Knn ... Wanna meet ah Kun they all but then they so engross in their Ping pong game tat they dun even bother 2 tell me the estimate time they gonna finish the game ... So i also feel super fuck lo ...

Tis type of feelin is ver fuck 1 lar ... Is like kana fuck at the backside by hammer lar, n alot of other funny heavy object lo... Dulan like siao lo ...

Aiya .... Sian lar ... Jus go Inside alone n come out alone n find some stupid place n hide lar ... Best is hide with tat knnbccb Bahrin lar, since he also wanna hide lo ... Nb .... Limbei write abt tis also sian

Do it Cheap Or Do it The Way of the Rich Man

2006-06-12T09:17:00.000-07:00

On fri - 16/06/06------- Do it the Poor Ppl style but wanna act like as if We have Full of money Inside out empty Pocket.

First We gonna meet at 1pm ... Best is at D.Ghaut Mrt. Cos tat side is near town n also got alot of place tat is cheap but look expensive so u if friend ever call n ask ' Oi cb kia, where r u'
U can alway tell them tat u r at D.Ghaut doin stuff, which make u look more sa ki( cool), instead of sayin tat u r at AMK or other place bside town or city area ...

Then most of our friends r gonna b late, cos they most prob tink tat the rest r gonna b late.. Or u gonna come smiling at u when they reach at 1.45pm n cook out something super lame enough for u to tink tat true ... e.g. Got 1 old man, he jus appear at my doorstep n he jus SHIT at it ...

After everyone assemble ... Head straight n away frm PS... Cos tat side is super expensive n nothin 2 do de ... Go Straight n Play Lan ... It freakin 1dollar plus per hr.... SO fuckin cheap n u can get comfort, joy, laughter n kb each other by shoutin ' knnbccb lar' when ur friend kill u in a game of DOTA or CS ... Without gettin into a fight, of cos ... Anyway limbei ask u all lar, where can u find joy in Singapore for jus 1 DOllars lo .... In S'pore hor, u can die but cant sick lo ....

After Playin Lan go for Lunch ... They Provide the Cheapest Lunch jus at Peace Center, either u go Mac or jus head to the coffeeshop at the 2nd lvl... If wan turkish food, jus walk out of the building n find a chicken rice stall .... There is jus a 4buvks Turkish food .... Kao ... Pei ka siao ( cheap till u die)

So now, mayb we jus spend abt 2 hrs of Lan n lunch = 2bucks+ 4Bucks = 6 Bucks ....

Next is abt 4 plus ... Go for a game of Pool ... U can Always find cheap pool place inside the same building ... Or rather, u can go to Pool Fusion, which is jus freakin like 2 mins walk away frm Peace center ... U know the 101 building ...

Or jus make an Appointment at Mind cafe, sit there n play boardgame while chattin away abt how the rest poke 1 another backside or takin ' so gay ' pose .... it jus like 10 bucks per person n u can sit ur fuckin arse for like 2 hrs n showin off ur Monopoly Skill lo ....

So it now abt 6 plus 7 .... Time for Dinner .... Head right n u can see alot of hawker n tat is so Cheap tat u cant believe tat u r eatin over there .... Best is u can eat till 9 then walk 2 Paradise center n jus stand there n watch the World Cup .... Cos alot of Cheap bastard jus refuse to go to the pub n get a drink n watch soccer, they rather stand across the road n watch it .... N guess wat .... It FREE ....

So now we jus spend abt 20 bucks for the whole fuckin day of FUn ...
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Dun have 2 tink so much, cos u r so fuckin Rich to do anything ....

Head Straight to PS ....
Get a movie ticket ..... Share ur popcorn
Then go dinner at the foodcourt
Then after tat since so many ppl r there .... FUck care anything ... Jus walk straight to Sweden n Order a $40 dollars Ice cream Cake ... The cost per person is jus 6 bucks or less ...
If the waitress give u the ' knnb, xiao gina, come n cheat money' throw some tips at her ... Mayb 5 cents, cos most sporean waitress or waiter, they always tink kids got no money to eat their ' so called sibei expensive food' n give u the Lan jiao ' see u no up face '

After tat, make sure u tok damn loud n tried to embarrass the whoever waiter or waitress tat give the ' see u no up face ' ....

After tat .... Walk out of PS .. Mayb go play Lan or Pool ... After tat ... Should b 9 ... Find a Pub .... N shout with the majority ... it fuckin fun

Bad Publicity Stunt ?

2006-05-29T21:45:00.000-07:00

Quit my Job last week.
Bought a New Shoe, Shirt n a Rubbish Bin ...
Finally i got a La Sup Tang(rubbish bin) for my room after like 4 years or 5 years, nnb sia, so now limbei dun have to walk all the way to the livin room jus to throw those 4D tickets sia ... Can throw inside my room n burn it to ashes ...

Now Great Singapore Sales is here liao, everyone also go crazy abt their promotion n other stuff lar ... Even those Nnb Maid agency sia, i saw alot of agency tryin 2 sell the maid away as a product n not as a helper sia ...

Knnbpcb sia, see liao also angry lo ... Recently there tis new Maid agency near my place, newly open 1 n they ver transparent also lar, let u see how they work so they cant cheat ur money or anythng lar ... Transparent till u can see through them sia ... haha ...

Anyway although they sibei transparent lar but their Signboard is super Big n red .. N dunno wat is the name lar, XXX maid agency - DIRECTLY FROM SUPPLIER ....

knnb, wat the fuck is directly from supplier mean ? tat mean the maid zi tao (straightway) pop out frm their mommy stomach n then come n work for u meh ? nb .....
Or is the agency se kia ( give birth) n then place them on the table for ppl to walk inside n choose , no wonder the place is transparent lar ...
Or is the ccb agency use clay n other raw material n produce those Maid ...

Kan ni lau bu lar, those maids r human also mah, jus tat their family no money so they come here n work mah ...
Y not i buy over the agency n said tat those agency worker not includin the maid r directly frm supplier also ... nb lo, i but those worker on ebay n sell them cheap lo, tis is call indirectly from Supplier lo ...
Which fucker can tink of tat phrase sia ' Directly frm Supplier '... See liao also angry ...

Got some fucker even more Gao ( clever ) lo, they put various countries maid n then paste outside their door tat those maid r kana sold for tis price n got no off days ... Fuck lo, u tink they Machine meh, make them work everyday n no off days .... Even Sun also mus work ...
N put the words ' cheap cheap ' ...

I tink if i strike 4D, im goin 2 buy the agency n tell those fucker tat they r goin 2 work for me at a cheap rate n work everyday inside tat agency lo ... Knnbccb, let them get a feel of how those Maid feel lo ....

Mayb if im boring, i can ask them to do stunt for me sia, mayb like eatin grass or mop the whole place within 5 mins ... See how power they can b sia ...

Maid also human lar ... Treat them gd gd mah ... Dun bully them n dun anyhow use advertise them mah, if u wan , USe the right words lar, ccb ...

See liao also angry sia ....

Damn ..

2006-05-23T07:53:00.000-07:00

Knnbccb the moment limbei come back frm Genting n i found out tat the San Antonio Spurs Kana kick out of the semi finals ... Kan pua DUlan sia, cos cant watch Manu Ginobili do any of his Siao stunt in the Conference finals n also in the FInal... Kao, sibei sian ... Last year San Antonio Won with Ginobili gettin Kan Pua Siao on the lane, Tis year they kana kick out cos of Ginobili makin the wrong play ... Kao ... Sian ... Nvm, next time i mus go San Antonio n watch their Playoff ...

Ok lar, Anyway i was watchin Game5 in the Genting Casino... Oh ya, limbei went to Genting last weekend to do what all Man do, which r ' We eat , Drink , Gamble n calling 'Chicken '
ok lar .. Bluff u all lar, cos my kan Pua Keow Kiew ( gamble ghost) all lost their money on the gambling den in Genting ...

Knnbccb lo, i tell u all lar, my tis Genting trip still quite ok n fun lar... Got alot of Gd n Bad lo... If i know tat we gonna spent most of the time in the Casino, i rather not book a hotel room lo, then we can spend our whole trips in the casino...

E.g. There are Chairs n alot of Jackpop Machine so all the Pua Kuao Kua can jus sit over there n sleep while the finger jus press the slot machine lo ..
Then tat side the food is cheaper than everywhere outside the casino lo n also got free Orange Juice n Coffee n tea, jus to keep us awake so we can freakin throw our money into the casino But i tink they also smart lar, provide free coffee n tea, cos if we gamble till sleep then who goin to give the casino moneys n get us the free coffee n tea .NB ...

N their TV is bigger than our hotel room tv lo, jus tat we cant switch channel lar ..

Ho seh liao lar, dun wanna tok abt Casino liao, although i won enough to cover my travel n accomodation lar but not enough to get a ' Chicken' lo .. damn i swear it gonna b the highlight of the day lo if we can get a ' chicken', we can higher than the Rollercoaster lo, wahahahha, if u know wat i mean lar hor ...

N also, i tried the worst buffet which taste worst than a canteen food... I took photos of our before n after image of the food, n we can hardly spot the diff in both photos ... Cos the foods taste like fuCK sia .... I swear tat the dice Beef, taste almost like the dice frm the Casino lo ... n the fruits all Pai liao ... N the fish, i tink it look like some long Kao he ( drain fish ) ... cant eat 1 lo ...
N the next day when i go Pang sai, my sai is Green in colour lo ... Nb ... Lucky i Pang sai, cos the next buffet i ate, was the best i ever had ... N the fuckin diff of price is jus like 3 bucks only ... Nb .. 3 bucks can let u taste hell n Heaven sia ... Nnb

Totally Screwed

2006-05-18T07:10:00.000-07:00

Being switchin workstation everyday ... Sibei sian sia, everyday mus keng (think) where to sit or who gonnna b on MC ...

Dun really have much mood to write 2day lar ...

Knn after 4 years we goin Genting ... Knnbccb

I 'Love' My Job

2006-05-04T06:47:00.000-07:00

Oh boy, i got a job ... N i so ' Love ' it. Ya lar, Love with the ( ' , ' ) marks... So tat is also not so love... i tink it is all Karma stuff... Yaya, i Do believe in Karma... N i still Believe in it lar .. Dun kb so much if u dun believe lar ... Knnb

Apparently my gd friend never tell me tat his Sis is workin in the Finanical Department, which obviously Limbei had some phobia over my previous job, cos is also sibei xioxiam( same same ) like some financial instuition... Which mean Bank lar u kam gong kia ( dumb arse).

Anyway when i walk inside the office n i saw the Super big Sign ' FINANCIAL Department' .. When limbei see tat, is jus like seein ' Hell Gate ' instead of ' Financial '. I tell u hor, i kana hang ( scare) till my bin che che ( face turn green) n i wanted to walk out lo.
But i tell myself tat Karma wan to give me a chance to Prove myself tat i can do it.

Anyway i went to my work station, n sibei Kin ( fast) tat i Notice a few sign tat it is purely Karma in the Making.

1. My Supervisor is also a Malaysian but it a She instead of a He
2. The Guy Bhind me, he is also a Lefty
3. There are alot of Ladies
4. I have to deal with lots of numbers everyday n also In Huge Amt
( All tis r ver similiar to my previous job which i obviously had bad experience )

Anyway my work station was damn Dirty n messy, with all kind of documents n files piled up on the table, hard to believe tat the pervious owner is a Char bo ( Girl) lo n also she so Lap sap(dirty) lo... N the chair is damn kb lo, u move abit here n there got the ' Quee Quee' sound... Knn

I Hor xin( kind ) lar n tidy up the table lo.. Sibei Clean, see liao also song lo but after tat i gotta switch table cos got a new Char bo come lo ... Hai, waste my time to clean all those stuff on the table lo... Knnbccb sia

So wat is my job scope har, hmm ... everyday look at 400 plus of bills n other stuffs n then key inside the systems n then sort it out again lo .... FUnny part is i do those stuff everyday frm 830 till 6 plus without goin n Jia Chua ( eat snake ) cos i too freakin busy lo ...

Guess wat sia ..Limbei even miss out my favourite hangout place , ' The Toilet ' ... Every job i worked, i will get lure into the toilet n Sleep right inside there.... Dun ask me lar, i Jus sleep inside lar ... Mai lai lar, sibei toilet chao (smelly), dun tell me u Lao sai n ur Sai smelly like Strayberry meh .... Sot ( crazy ) lo ...Nb, how smelly also must Lun ( tahang) n jus sleep inside ..

The best toilet to sleep inside is the Taka Toilet ... SIbei clean, buay Chao (not smelly) n still got classical Music sia, when u lao sai, sibei song sia ...

Anyway Election is tis Sat lar, dunno who to vote leh .. DUn feel like votin for PAP cos i tink they sure win de, n also sometime when u see PAP i will link them with Chelsea lo, cos they seldom lost de ... ANyway i feel like votin for the Opposition Party lo, not bcos of watever they promise lar, actually i also chap siao watever they promise lo, cos no matter wat lar, PAP n Opposition also Singaporean n also workin for Singapore mah, Y ur backside itchy go find ppl fault n then point it n let everyone know leh... Everyone also make mistake mah, U tink u so Sha Ki( steady) meh, everything u do also no mistake meh... I hope tat both PAP n Opposition can sit together on the same table n help us lo... Instead of i kb u n u kb me rite ... Is so Gi Na (small Kid ), Sit together n help lar.... We r own ppl mah ...

Anyway Y i wanna vote for Opposition party mah ... Cos i overheard tat Opposition got Chio bu sia n PAP dun have .... Tat y i wanna vote for the CHio bu mah ... ahha

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2006-04-15T12:33:00.000-07:00

Out of sch for like 2 months liao ... Been enjoyin the pure life of a slacker ...

Of cos i'll not have any interestin thing to blog abt, unless u guys wanna hear more abt tammy, which i tink u guys see more than hear if u know wat i mean, ( cos the video got no sound. knn)

I dun really has much stuff to blog abt, bside tat we won the phillipino on a friendly bball game, on the day my BOSS came back ... We won ... Normally we can never win them, not bcos they r tat gd but bcos they always speak in their language, play their rules, although it spore here, n they always cheat our points ....
So if u can score abt 8 balls, they will said tat u will score only like 5 balls ... tat is super rip off sia ... But we won, at last ....

N of cos tat i got so piss with my best friend over something .... Well it kinda accumulated over the past months or years or watever .... But i decided tat enough is enough, im kind enough to always give in n not argue ... No more Mr Nice guy tis time ... It funny how we actually blow tis friendship, after so many years ... Kinda Pity ...

Dun really have much mood to do anything these days ....

Jus found new motivation ...

Tryin to assemble a team jus to reach my dream of playin a perfect game .... Which, of cos i have no wish to dream abt it cos i given up hope on ... But since i gettin so slack might as well get tis dream done ...

So wat next ... i also dunno ....
Mayb
1)Gettin better play each day ....
2) Hope tat they could improve
3) Get myself a gf
4)Go for a trip
5)Get my room some funiture
6)... i also dunno if 6, ever exist but if it does then hope tat the 3 of us can get back again ... But dun tink it possible ....

No more Humor for tis blog .... Can u see tat i dun have the fuckin mood to do so ....

JasoN MraZZZZZZZZZZZ

2006-03-23T07:05:00.000-08:00

Yeah... I jus received my Last Poly Results n tat was freakin knnbccbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb super long wait n also super Scary lar...

Tell u all Honestly lar, B4 the start of the exam hor, limbei also no mood to study 1 cos is the last exam n the last paper so study for wat sia ...

But then y i so scared is bcos hor, i dun wan to take S paper for Accounting lar, Not special Paper lar but is SUpplementary papers lo .. Anyway i pass tat SMelly MA n dun have to take Any S papers or repeat modules ... Wahhaaha
ANyway S papers is jus another papers lo, i know of some ppl, they super Kiasu 1, they always take 2 exams;
1 is the Main exams
2 is the Supplementary Exams...
I got asked them y they do tat lar, n those ppl will said ' Aiyo, we 1 sem paid so much money hor, n our sem so short n if we jus take 1 exam we will LooGee( loss out ) lo, so we fail the main exam n take the S exam, in tis way we take 2 exams instead of 1 n in tis way it make our money worth'
Siao gina lo ... bunch of super Kiasu Gian Lu kia ( money faced fucker)

Anyway i got a ' A B+ C n D ' i was expectin 2 A's ... but cbbbb got B+ ... nb sia ...

Ok ok , i goin into the Climax of my main extry lar which is Jason Mraz concert on 17 March
Tis my first time goin to a Concert, actually last time i also got go see lots of concert 1 lar but is those 7th months concert which r not meant for us, Human, to watch if u know wat i mean.
Jus days b4 the concert,' sis' told me tat she cant go to concert bcos of some stuff lar, so too bad, i was freakin sad in fact but then bcos i wanted to watch it so much, i try to give the ticket for free so tat ppl can watch n etc but no one wanted to watch it ... wtf rite ... It freakin free n i thought s'porean like free stuff ...

Then i dun feel like watchin the concert liao but then last min find ppl watch with me lar ...
Jason Mraz' Concert
No back up singers
No flashy Costume
jus Jason Mraz n his friend who look so like Steve Wonder
Jus a pair of jeans n Shirt
1 guitars n a drum
No smashin of Guitar n hardcore swingin of heads
Funny Jokes
Lousy bunch of Audiences
No smashin of Guitar or drum sets ,cos there no freakin Drum sets, durin the climax of the Show.
1 Super interesting Show
n 1 super Crazy lady Fan of Jason Mraz, shouting ' Jason I love u throughout the whole show tat i thought tat it ' Jason Mraz n his crazy lady Fan Concert' wtf

It jus super nice ... i dun mind goin for his concerts again, if there any lar ...

SI mei Lan Uni

2006-02-14T08:59:00.000-08:00

In another 1 more week i'm freakin gonna Grad ... hmm So let do some Checklist bah ....

101 checklist for LiBei time in Poly
1. Is it Fun ?
2. Got friends anot ?
3. Got any best friends ?
4. Got any bad blood or ppl after ur motherfuckin blood ?
5. How all ur freakin Projects ?
6. How all ur results ?
7. How slack r u ?
8. Is Poly fun ?
9. ANy regrets ?
10. Can go Uni anot ?

ok ....... let me see .... ya ... check ... check ... check ... check ... knn sia ... so many cb's list... wtf

1. Poly is fun ... So so lar .... last time my friends all said poly sibei fuck ... Ya rite, u can come suck my weaner ... sucker
2.Got friends anot ? of cos i got lar ... got alot from other sch bside the motherfuckin biz sch ...

3. of cos got best friend lar ... U tink limbei so fuck up till no best friend meh ... dun come n kan ki tu ( fuck spider ) with me hor ...

4. Of cos got ppl wan my freakin blood lar ... tat wat i tink ... cos i sometime abit the cb n ka lan ( fuck up attitude ) ... but wat to do .. it in my freakin blood ... i Duno if there any fucker tat buy any voodoo dolls n stuck those nails in me .... Ouch .. simi ?

5.My projects from year 1 till 2.1 abit the fuck up lar ... it till 2.2 then i buck up n start to contribute n not being a leech whereby i feed on other ppl lo ... wahhahaha ..

6. How my results ??? it a freakin Constant C+ with a D tat come along with it as a freakin side dish ... wtf

7.How slack am i ??? hmm i never do all the hw since sem 1 ...

8. is poly fun ??? i thought u ask tat in Q1. ? Go fuck urself with tat Q. lar

9. Any regrets ? ... Of cos got lar ... Cos sem 2.2 onward is the same class mah ... But then my class got tis group of cb lar which i dun like lar ... so i never mix around lo ... But it only till the last sem whereby the other groups started to mix around lar ... But still never chap xiao tat Cb group lo ... So i tink if i could jus mix around earlier then life would b more fun lo ...
So if wana find fault is with tat Cb group lo ... So knnbccb lo

10. Can go Uni anot ??? wah ... tis wan hor .. Lim bei mus complain lo ... Mus write long long n ke kan the Ganlan abt tis lo ... how can like tat sia ... sibei Cb

Knnbccb lo ... Actual ho, b4 the sch gonna end i got think of wat r the choices i have lo ... Actually also not much choice lar, cos only got 3 mah ...
1. is go work
2. is go Uni
3. is u go fuck spider lo

But then i tink ho, my results all so Buay kan ( cant make it ) 1, every sem limbei get Cs, tis type of results how 2 go study In Local Uni lo ... I tink if i wanna work as a Cleaner, i tink the Ah neh also got 1 Degree in IT Lo ... Which make me look sibei Pai kua ( not nice lar ) ... If not Pai kua limbei also Pai seh lo ... Also duno where to hang my face lo ...
But then u all know wat is the Prob anot hor ?
In S'pore u wanna study also very hard lo, Cos first u mus have MONEY lar n also ur results mus b sibei gd Lo ...
But then i dun understand lo, cos some ppl wanna study but then they got no money, so they cant study...
N also got some ppl wanna study Uni but then their Results abit fuck up lar so kana reject by the Uni lo ..
Tat y some of us cant UptheGrade lo n only can go around with the Diploma ...

But then cos the Gahmen wan Elite lar ... So their Uni can only allow Elite to go in lo ... Ppl with fuck up results cant go in, even when they sibei eager to learn lo ..

WHen limbei Know Local Uni so fuckin hard to go sia, I should go n ask my friend rich dad n call him ' Daddy ' lo .. Cos my friends their Rich lao Pei ( dad ) all sent them to USA or sweden to study lo .. N send them right after their O's ... wtf ..
If i know, i everyday go temple n pray hard so tat my Lao pei n Lao bu can strike the toto n 4D lo ... They sibei cb 1 lar .. The money they spend over the years on Toto n 4D , i tink is enough to send me to Uni lo .... CCB sia ...

But tat not the point lar .. The point is with a O's lvl u can go those Ang MO countries n study their Uni lo ... So gd rite ... i mean u get a Degree right after ur O's lo ...

Over here ... right after O's u get a Diploma which cant even secure u a place In Uni ... cos u mus b the TOP 5% of ur Course ... Knn like tat only how many ppl can go sia ?

So if we wanna plan go Uni, go find a rich daddy or mommy to send us overseas instead of here lar ... Wanna study also mus Lao Bu Sai ( cry ) lo ... Kao

TJ BOH

2006-02-05T00:23:00.000-08:00

Mai lai lar ... Lim bei know wat u tinkin lar ... Ya lar .. Tj Boh is a guy lar but he my tutor ...
Tis is Karma ... TJ Boh is my Bad Karma .... Hai .... I tell u all y lar Hor ...

Knnbccb ... when i first come to tis poly, my life sibei Jialat sia, ver chem ( hard life), none of my sec sch best friend r in the same poly with me so Limbei have to go fuck spider everyday durin my breaks lo ... N tat time i dun feel like makin new friends lar, cos abit lazy mah ....

Y i lazy to know new friends ho, cos first u mus learn their name then u gotta know their character so u will not step onto their tails lar, tat is if u know wat lim bei mean lar ...

Anyway durin my 1st in sch, i'm jus like a bear lo, cos i sleep in every class, tutorial or lecture or where i also sleep lar .. cos i'm not interested at all lar ... So fuckin boring lo ... if can i rather go fuck spider or go fly kite lo ...

Then here come tis TJ Boh lo ... wah Kao .. he sibei Looooooooooosoooooooooooo ( longwinded) lar ... cant stand him sia ... Everyday tell us to get class bonding n tis n tat lar ... Anyway i was tinkin tat if he so like bondin around ... Might as well go Kan Pia lo ( fuck wall ) ... More song n u can get all the bonding lo .... wahhahaha

Anyway he was my careperson lar ... which is also form teacher lar .... Anyway he told me something 1 to 1 .... But i chap xiao with him lar ... so i give him 1 damn fuck up reply ... Which i tink is the bad karma

Then now is my last sem ... Everything goes in a circle lo ... N now i kana him again ... Wah Kao ... tat is so cb ... N he everytime give me tio big big problems lo ... arrr

SIBEI BIG KARMA ...................... Everytime i wanna tok he cut he n dun let me tok lo ... Wtf sia then like tat u might as well ask me go home n Kon ( sleep ) lo .... better still lo ... Tat Xiao Ting dong ... ( crazy ding dong ) ...

Dunno y he like to shoot my group members also lar ... Sometime i see liao also abit dun Lan lo .. wanna jus walk out lar but then dun wan lar, not tat gd lo ... Wait my Karma big big again i sian lo ...

Anyway now mus do gd deed liao ... Dunno y i suddenly Pu peh sia ( sick ) till sibei the Jialet sia ..
I tink mus b i ver long never buy tissue papers from those aunties tat y i never receive any gd Karma liao ...
1 of these days mus go n buy sia ... If not i Jialet jialet n can said ' ho seh liao lar, tai Ji du tiao liao ' .... Screwed

Hmmm All Abt The Teh Neh Neh

2006-01-08T05:04:00.000-08:00

hmmm ... Last few week all the newspaper report is abt NKF or TT.Durai n his Super Stunt n etc ... Which is gettin sibei borin n SIan liao lar... Although SIngaporean all sibei Kay Po 1 lar but then everyday also got newspaper articles abt him, U see liao also Sibei sian lo ....

Lucky tis few days when i open the newspaper n read, i see article abt tis women Kao Bey Abt those Ah neh/ Bangla Worker go Teh( squeeze) their Neh nEh(breast) during Count down, like those Christmas eve or new year eve ....

Actually last time Limbei n my buddy all know n saw some of those Ah Neh/ Bangla go squeeze other girl Neh neh durin those festive seasons n then they can Cho Cho(laugh laugh) n walked away, which is ver chee bye lar ... Cos those Ah neh/ Bangla look kana Lan n still go anyhow Press girl Neh Neh, they tink tat press girl neh neh is cheaper than pressing those $1 drink machine lo .... They sibei Fuck 1 lar .... At most u press liao u slot $1 or wat lar ...

Press liao n walked away .... We see liao also DUlan sia ... They wanna go Press Neh neh can go Lup sup Bar n squeeze mah ... At most 3 ppl squeeze share share n pay tat girl 20 dollars lar ...
Last time i saw 3 Lao Teh Ko pei ( dirty Old Man) sit at the Bar n only got 1 girl sit inbetween them then all of them go squeeze her Neh neh n they paid her jus $1o sia ...

Very CB right .... But then They still pAy mah ... I mean wat u can expect for Old man at those Lup sap Bar ... First they also can rise their 'Flag' liao lar ... Even if they can raise they also cant endure for long lo ... So can only use Hand n press press lar ... But then morale of the story is they got Paid lar ..... But those Ah neh never pay lo .... Sibei cheapo lar...

Anyway some of my friends also like to go those Lan jiao Count down lar ... But then they go there not to touch neh neh .. They go there n whack those Ah neh who touch neh neh ... Wah ... My friends r Power ranger sia ... The monent they see those Ah neh touch ppl neh neh ... They rush toward them n whack the Shit out of them lar .... Althought they already quite shit liao lar ...

Some of my girl friends also tell me tat they saw lot of Ah neh/ Bangla go touch other girl Neh neh or touch their friends 1 ... But all of them ended up on the floor ... Kana whack till sibei Jia lat sia .... Poor things sia ....

So next time dun anyhow touch or squeeze Neh neh ... No gd no gd ...

Shiroi Kyoto

2005-12-30T07:54:00.000-08:00

The Great White Tower ... Watching Jap drama is better than watchin Spore drama or those korea or Taiwan drama .... Those drama r so sibei fuckin borin n the story line jus get more n more irritating ... I doubt there a storyline at all ...

Anyway i Jus admire those Jap drama, it filled with all kind of emotional values and also there tis food for thought .... Although the drama only lasted for like 10 series or so ba ... But it better than those fucked up 60 series Spore drama or taiwan drama ... Something Limbei also dunno they cry for wat fuck sia ... I tink if their pet die those Actor will cried as if their Lao pa or Lao Bu passed away ... N if their Lao Pa or Lao Bu Ki keo keo ( die) i tink they will cried as if their Pet die like tat ....
Aiya .... they jus can't Act lar ....

Anyway i tink only Jap n HK drama then die die must watched lo ...

So i jus finished watchin Shiroi Kyoto, very touching ... Throughout the show it always emphasis on humanity and all sort of human values ...

Toward the end of the story, i still thought tat SatomI is able to save Goro with his research but turn out tat GORO hope tat Satomi could use his Body as a research material ...
SIbei touching sia, 2 gd friends but cos of different mind set, they could not sit down n tok nice nice lar ... But then they shared the same passion for medical breakthrough ....

Jus tat Satomi is down to earth sort of fellow while Goro will do anything to get to the top ....

But before Goro passed away, he actually recognized Satomi n wished to see him n it until Satomi grabbed hold of his hand n tat when Goro Passed away peacefully....

Knnbccb sia ... I nearly cried when watchin tat scene .... Sibei touchin sia ... The friendship n everything relating to tat friendship .... ver touching

Whatever

2005-12-29T05:32:00.000-08:00

Fuck up with everything ....

1. i Jus walk away from the Game jus bcos i was refuse a place to play after 2 of my team member walked away ....
Reason y i walked away ( i asked my friend to allow me to play for him but then he said no ..... So y should i walked away ... it Bcos i always let him played even if it uneven no. ... n there time whereby i jus give up my place so tat he can played ) Fuck lar ... Since cant play might as well walked home ...

2.i Jus delete my friend contact from MSN ...
Reason Y i did tat ... ( cos i tink tat friend don't bother anything at all or tat any initiative at all to ask us out, bside i also dunno if tat friend treat as a friend )

3.Asked sis out for lunch 2morrow n she agreed to it but i told her not to meet 2morrow, if it the past i die die also will meet her ... But then she got bbq 2morrow n gotta leave at 5 .... Although i can make it to meet her n slack for lunch but i decided not to .....
Reason y i do tat i refuse to meet her ( cos i dun feel like n bside i dun tink we will have anything to said to each other since we never meet for so long )

Wat next ............... I gonna whatever with everything n fuck it ............. SO jus Fuck OFF

Back At Last

2005-12-12T19:53:00.000-08:00

After 2 months plus of fucked Up attachement... or Mental torture or watever u called it .. It sibei fucked up... For 2 months i dare not crack any mild joke cos everyone might b offeneded by My Lan qiao Words... Anyway it all over liao lar ... So can chap xiao n praY hard sia ... Nnb

Actually hor, right after the attachment i felt sibei light sia, so the first thing i did was to called my dearest SIS, wanted to ask her to come out slack lar n talk cock with me, cos she got lot of things to talk 1 lar, I also dunno how come she got so many things to talk loh ... Anyway she never answer any of my call for like, 3 days or so ... Anyway she told me she sick lar tat y never ans phone .... Wah kao ....

Anyway the next person i msg was clarence, cos he also sibei crappy lar, then can make me feel better also ... Then we ended up watchin movie from 11pm - 615 am ....Tat was like WTF right ... Nb sia, I fall asleep while watchin Tong Yang 'Bong ' but then after the 3 movies we watched, we mastered the Super duper Tiger Knee ... If u know wat i mean ....

For the whole week i did not went to sch as i wanna find some peace within myself n also tat dan goin zuo Bing( army) liao ... But he fucker lar go put us Plane, go malaysia n then we never really celebrate with him lo ... Tat lao cb ...

Meet up with Hasbro's.... Fun is fun but i think i lack some stuff .... but chap xiao lar ...

anyway Limbei Manage to kill clarence 1 time in dota ... wahahah ... Although after tat i tink he dulan cos i killed him once n he kill me like fuck sia .... Knnbccb ... Anyway now i aimin for 2 kills instead of one ....

Oh ya .... Hangout with the fucker group yesterday ... Ray gonna become a Policeman liao ...
Sound cool leh .... Y leh ... Hmm cos u can see ray the policeman catching ray the fucker, cos he always like to do fuck up but funny things ... Clash of conflict or he find his new secert identity .... wahahhahwah .. Kb sia ...
Yesterday his lao pa, Richard chan, Jua ( treat) us eat sia .... Then after tat we drink beer ... hmmm the last time i drink beer at those lululu place was with Alex .... But all these beer can't fight with the night of Uncle Johnny walkers, Uncle Volkas, Uncle chevas n the other Uncles ....
Tat was a fuck up killer tat get me 3/4 drunk ... I still remember those Dead ppl around me tat night, Yeow kwang Dominating the bed with all the drunk fucker around him ....
Screw lar .. i still remember the bits n pieces of puke i nearly puke in my mouth ... Wtf ....

ANyway beer taste like coke to me lar ... Arr .... we went to toa payoh n start shouting ....
Doin the usual ' ar ar ar ' sound sibei loud sia ... N also they said this phrases ' I wan to drink Wine ' at the top of their voice n in those sibei hyper Top Pitch ... Wah kao ... is jus like listenin to those Lao ko ko opera singer lo .... actually lagi worst lar ...
Then at the bubble tea shop, they also kb ' I wan to drink Po po tea' i was like wtf sia ...

We went pooling .... Dun ask wat happened over there .... kinda hell also But in a fun way ....

Oi Dear sis ... if u read tis .... come out n slack lar .... so long never slack liao

Seh liao ( die for sure )

2005-11-18T21:18:00.000-08:00

Wah Kao ... My Supervisor is down with some serious illness .... Actually i also dunno wat happened lar, She said tat she kana Cough then fever then go see Lo koon ( doctor), Then she said tat if her temperature never drop then she must continue MC till Dec ...

Wah kao ... Sibei steady sia, i wonderin where she got her doc sia, Ni lao pa sia, fever fever abit n can get 2 week of MC .... Like tat next time i go see her family doc then anyhow say my eyes pain lar, head heavy lar, tis n tat heavy lar .. i tink like tat i can get MC for 2 months sia ...

Then dun have to go those fuck up Poly clinic n chao Kang ( pretend )... Poly Clinic sibei neow with their Cb MC.... Like their MC is make of gold ... Wah kao, i tink is more like those Ghost paper lo ... Jus tat the Poly's clinic MC got series no. then u can buy 4D n if u strike u dun have to Pai pai ( pray pray) ...
Anyway last time i go Poly clinic n cough like fuck, then said my nerve got lot of electric impulse, somemore i never eat the night b4 to make myself look Pale ... Then the Cb doc never pity me n tell me to fuck off n go back sch ....
Cb in the end i have to fake my teacher said the Doc no more MC to issues liao so never give me MC .... Fuck sia ... nearly get caught for Pontang sia ...

Anyway mine supervisor come back tat day with a mask over her mouth, jus to finish some of her works n pass the keys to the ppl lar ... But i tink she do all these to chao Kang 1 lar ... She sit there for so long i never hear her cough or wat lo ... But then i tink she ver Xa Ki ( ver gd ) cos she chao kang nvm sia, she still come back n act all the way ... Come back pretend do work then put mask over her mouth, must be she eat KFC never wash her mouth then got some stuck inside her teeth lar ...

Mus salute her sia ... Next time if i wanna chao kang mus learn from her sia ...

Then when she walked out of the office n then moment she closed the door ... Wah kao ... alot of knifes fly everywhere sia .... Make me ta lam pa sia ... They backstab sibei fast sia ...

Limbei also know i every week sure get backstab lar, jus tat the content is diff lar ...
Tis week i dug out more secert .... I jus can't believe how they backstab me sia. .. Every week i'll find out diff content .... I too lazy to talk abt the content of tis week sia ...

The only gd thing workin over there is tat i got all sort of free knifes sia ... They Bo ka lan ( fuck care ) n jus stab everyone sia ... wahhaha

1 2 3 Math lesson

2005-11-15T00:57:00.000-08:00

Monday ... I finally understand wat the fuck is Monday Blue ... It is so boring ...
Well some of mine friends do look forward to work, Mayb cos their Side got hot mama or their workin environment sibei Ho ( gd ) lar ... Tat y they like go there mah ...

But i have neither 1 ... So i hate goin 2 work ... But then at least i still got another 3 more weeks to Loon ( tolerate ) ... But still it more like torture lar ... nb sia ... No Hot mama, no CHio bu ... But got full of knife ....

2day i go office at 830 fuck around till 2pm ... tat is freakin 5hr of suckin the air cons ... N give out carbon dioxide ... Sometime i pang chao pui (fark) in the office .... But then i chap xiao n pang those ver loud 1 ... u can hear ' poooooooo' .... anyway i sit so far from the rest so i dun tink they can hear ...

As usual i was listenin to the radio n Glenn Ong n flyin dutchman was sayin something tat a average woman spend abt 5 years or simei lan cheow in the lifetime to prepare themselve when they go out lar ....
So i was thinkin ... wah kao ... Nowadays, ppl so bo lian ... all kind of surveys also do ... Some even find out the average time a person can fuck in their lifetimes ... Wah kao ... I tink if they asked me to do a survey on trash talking , I tink i spend almost like 50 years of mine life talkin cock sia ....

ANyway i did mine own survey ... n see how much time the company I'm attached to have wasted my life for jus tis 11 weeks ...

11 weeks = 55 days ...
1 days = 8h 45 mins
2 hr ( actually only 1hr plus but i round out,like tat more Swee) is spend workin everyday
so 1days 6h 45 mins of mine time was wasted doin nothin ....
so 6h 45 mins = 405 mins is wasted everyday ....
But i took 5 days Mc therefor i only work for 50 days ....
Therefore 50 x 405 mins = 20250 mins is wasted in the office ...
therefore tat is 38.5 days wasted ...

Go n tink abt the rest .... Tat all the figures i can produce ...

What is Attachment ????

2005-11-06T21:00:00.000-08:00

What is attachment ?
By right ho, Attachment is when u do a course of studies N inbetween u r Attach to a Company to get the work experience of thE Workin enivornment of Ur selected course of studies lar ...

Over the years attachment have Change it defination N wat is attachment now ????

B4 targetin wat attachmentis like, Right now ... Let me give u some brief finding ...

Out of 10 ppl doin their attachment, Only 1 or 2 will get job related to their course of studyin ...
So if we convert it to percentage, hmmm tat will b 0.5% of gettin a So called Decent job ...
So how abt the rest of the 95% ... Hmmmm, it Knnbccb lar ... They'll work like Dogs, horse n do all the fuckin hard labour in the office ...

Normally attachment would last for 3 months but b4 attachment begin the Sch would invite company to come .... Tat how it all began...

I think when Sch begin to invite companies to come over ...
i tink all the cheapskate bastard companies will all tink' wah kao, pe pe ah Kan lan ( cheap cheap labour sia) ... Cb lar if dun take those cheap students we will Loo gee ( lose out ) sia ... '

So those companies will go to sch n La long La long with other companies n grap as many student as possible.... Cos the more u grab U will tua tan ( gain big big) ... Nabuay Cb sia .. So now we student bcome like a fuckin Pig waitin for them to slaughter ... Cos we can't complain n we can't tell them we wanna Quit, cos if we said tat we will fail ... So anyway if we really Leave they also dun mind lar ... Cos we student so fuckin Pi Pi (cheap ) .... So even if 1 leave they can always go to other sch n La long La long n get another batch of cheap labours ...

So when we students start for our attachment over there .... The ppl over there will laugh laugh with u lar ... Help u suck ur balls n stuff like tat to make u feel better, comfortable... Let u gian song song for a few days b4 they slaughter U like a fuckin overweight Pig ...

First they ask U to do simple simple things like punch holes n do filing which u can finish it within 30 mins or so ... Then few days after u'll punch more holes n those doc jus come n come n come ...
N those ppl will said' come come limpei let u punch holes first later u slowly fuck the holes u punch in the paper k ... U will learn something like tat ok '

Oi .. fuck ur mommy lar ... Kbcb

Then u'll start to do filing for them ... N the more holes u punch the more u gotta files ...
then u'll get ur lecture n ask them ' err wat do i learn when i punch holes ? '

knnbccb sia ... Lecturer will said ' Mai kao bey lar, ppl so gd give u attachment y not u jus do n shut ur fuckin mouth ... ' ' filing also important leh, u;ll learn how to filing cos it important '

Dear lecturer ... fuck u also lar ... Limbei pri sch do filing till sec sch lo ...
Mus i get a Degree For Filing ???

Go n fuck spider lar ...

Archiving also can learn thing also meh ????

If u tink tis way .... Ha .... U can also go fuck spider lar ...

So now we bascially help them to ( do Nu Do horse ) do cow do horse ...

n work like fuck ... Learn nothin ... n the pay is so freakin low ... Low till u wanna go Geyland n play play also not enough for u to take cab home sia ... Fuckin Neow sia ....

Some companies r fuckin wicked sia ... They dun wann pay u money ... Kang( cheat) ur money like fuck .. then when u complain they Peng wa ( twist word) said u fuck up anyhow do thing tat y they dun give money ....

Kan Bu lar ... The wat they Peng wa is better then peng satay sia ... mother fuckers ....

Free Gifts with the Increase Bus fee

2005-11-02T10:04:00.000-08:00

last time ho, Got only Ni kwang ( two categories) of Bus fares....
Air Con for 55cents of Non Air con for 45Cents ... Not ver ex also lar ... Can take the bus till U song song ka Jurong ( till u shiok shiok till u reach Jurong)

Wah ... Then Today when Limbei took the bus home after work ... Kan ni na sibei Pai Kuay( wtf damn ugly scene) sia ... When the bus is still allowin ppl to board the bus, i feel tat the bus abit the Hip ( hot) then nvm lar, i tink mayb the Bus uncle haven turn on his Air con lar ... So i chap xiao n then i turn the Air con n let it blow me lar ... SO i can song song ma n make sure tat the Fuckin Cb expensive fare tat i paid is worth every single cents of it... N i mus Kang (Cheat) their Cb Aircon n try to take In As much Air con i can lar, if can i wanna take something to da bao (take away) the air con lar ....

Then out of nowhere tis Uncle with kam Sibei Tang ( ver the strong) B.O sit bside me ... Then nvm lar ... I young so i can tahan abit of his fuck up fishy BO smell lar ..... Then Mr BO go n push the Air con toward him sia ... Knnbccb ... If he kind kind jus adjust 1 of the Aircon i still dun mind lar, tat Cb go n adjust both toward him ... Kan Ka chim ( fuck backside) ... He smell like Kian He( salty fish) still wan the air con to blow him then let the whole bus carry his Cb smell meh...
Fuck sia, the Bus already sibei Hot liao n he still so selfish sia... Nvm lar ... He anyhow lift up his armPit then n scratch scratch n let all the Koo too ( lices) jump jump jump meh ... Kao ...

I tink after 2 -3 bus stop i realise tat the bus driver never on the Aircon sia .... Cb lar ... The whole bus is enclose n no aircon ... Is sibei hot leh .. Plus Mr BO sit jus bside me only lo ... I tink the Bus driver is some fuck up Mad scientists who wanna test if Human can Bcome Packed like those Kam He ( salted fish) in the bus anot ... like those can salted fish u find in ur cheapskate market place ... Then i tink bcos he never on the Aircon Mr BO's chemical reaction got speed up n bcome kan si lan Chow ( fuckin fuckin smelly)...

Then now i ta bo la tahan ( can't stand liao) cos i realise there another Pri sch boy n he sweatin like fuck n His Ba woo ( BO also lar) also sibei strong sia .... Wah ... I kana surrounded by BO liao ... Is jus like putin me in a room full of gays sia ... Limbei Bo wei zhao sia ( no place to run ) ....
i Feel like puttin my head out to get some fresh air lar.. But then i 4get it aircon sia ... Cb ...

Then got some Ah beng Board the bus ... N act like some fuckin retard .... They talk talk n action loud loud, like no mama to teach them sia ... I tink if u go over n shout at them ' Oh ne na bey, Who ur mama n how big u tink ur cock is ha .... Kb'
i tink those bengs will say damn loudly ' I no need mama teach i teach limbei lar' But dare not to mention abt his cock ....
then i gotta say' Y talk so big abt no mama Y dun u tell me wat ur cock size is ... motherfucker'
then i guess u gonna whisper ' 1inches ....'
'U kong simei lan... other thing u talk big big lar, talk abt ur cock u dare not tok loud loud'

Now ah beng all like tat 1 lar ... They tok action sibei loud lar ... Even their HP also played those fuck up techno song... Played till so loud ... Then when u shout at them they bcome like mice like tat .... i tink if u ask them 2 squeeze their own ball damn hard i tink they'll do tat lo ... Fuckin dumb sia ... Then they talk till so loud but then their Cock actually sibei small 1 lar, Like their Jees(balls)like tat ... Small like fuck ....

Anyway now the bus fare Kan sibei ex lar ... Plus u kang the bus fare like 20 cents or so ... U charge u to court lar ... Or fine u on the spot sia.. Cb sia ... Bus fare so ex liao, Cheap abit to gian Song abit also can't .... Fine fine fine, charge charge charge till we bo Xuo cheng ( no clothes to wear)

Since now we pay so much n will get charge if we kana fine .... So i tink they should do something with the Aircon things ... N i tink most important is those Ah beng n their CB act cool phone lar ... Anyway i tink those ah beng no money to buy those phone lo ... Either they steal or cheat to get those hp n Kb with it ....

Screw the BO, Bengs ... N give me back the AIRCON

Monday till Fri .... Mornin till Evening .....

2005-10-31T23:02:00.000-08:00

I have introduced the fucked atmosphere in the office ...
The Lack of babes
The intensive overpopulated Aunties in the Office
The Danger room full of backstabbin when u Close the door
The Guy who can Polish A kam Sibei Rough Durian Surface to a super Smooth Durian's surface, I tink as smooth as ur Baby Ka Chin ( backsidE)

So wat next sia, All those Knnb stuff happenin everynow n then ... There a but .... Not me yellin ' KNNBCCB ' in the office, or actually write KNNBCCB either in Ms Words or in some small Notepad....

Anyway somehow watashi Wa, which also mean I, found a new hobby or a few hobbies to Kill those fuck up time from 830 till 6 15 everyday ....

So here the A- Z of my fuck up 830 till 615 from Mon till Fri

So everyday at 7.30 i wake up n said Knn lar, Shut the fuck up .... N then i realise i'm so Late sia.... N then i do the Homer simpsons 'Duh' ...

830 till 10 i'll reach the Office n hope tat there some New chio Bu tat will appear in the office n say,' Yoyoyo Yandao aaa..... Come to mommy ' ... ' jus like those TV advertisement when ur hse suddenly pop 1 sibei chio lady '

Anyway i usually act sibei busy by walkin up n down for the first 30 mins ... Till 9 n i ask those aunties if u need any help, Cos i know their ans is 'no', But still i asked for fun ... Who know those cb Aunties might say some numbers for me to Buy 4D rite....

Anyway after tat i'll make frequent visit to the toilet to sleep inside ... till like 10 or 10.30 then i step out of the toilet ...
N then i'll do things if there anythng for me to do ... till like 12 plus ... N when all the aunties go for the Lunch ... I would go into the Toilet n sleep again ....
Mayb till like 1 plus i come out n wait till 2 for Lunch break

Till tis point i gotta say something .... Limbei is not toilet boy ok .... Is jus tat their toilet is so fuckin clean tat u can even eat n Lao Sai ( shit) at the sametime In it ...

Anyway i dont reall eat durin my Lunch .... Cos i so sick n tired of tat Kan na sai Place ... I have been eating there for like 6 years or so ... I studied over there, all my friends stay over there, Fuck lar i spend almost half of my life over there lar ... CB ... eat till sian also

So durin my Lunch i would look for clinic n sleep on their big n comfortable Sofa ... wahwhahah
Sibei song sia ...

So after my lunch break ... I go show show my Yandao face in the office for like 30mins ... which is also till 330 ... Then i go toilet n sleep again ....

Anyway frm 4 till 6 i would do some work n find sometime inbetween to sleep in the toilet ....

Right now i tryin to keng( act act) to Have stomachache n actually make them believe tat i really do so tat i can leave home early ... wahwhahwa

Comparison

2005-10-29T00:10:00.000-07:00

Remember on how obssess i'm with S'pore cab driver But after a trip 2 Malaysia i tink tat Malaysian' Cab Driver r more SUX Ki ( Steady) than S'pore driver .... I tink if we wanna do a comparisoN Abt both Driver, Malysian Cab Driver r those mother fucker drivin F1 car but with No Brake handling While S'pore Cabby r Rally Driver with Extra cusion all around the interior n EXtra fuckin Siebi Tai Sai ( power) world best technology for Brakes ....

Aiya i dun tink u understand... Hmmm let me think hor .... Malaysia cab Driver Chap Xiao abt UR Lifes n Their own Life.. While S'pore Cab Driver Chap Xiao fuck abt ur life but care alot abt their owns 1 ...

In S'pore

When flag for a Cab, all those drivers will anyhow cut lane jus to get infront of U so tat u can board their Cab
TheY like to horn, even when they Buay Horny they also horny... TheY happy , they also Horn, They dulan cos of some fucker anyhow cut their lane they also Horn.... They jus like to Horn everynow n then to show tat they r a cabby ....
S'pore Cab driver will only Appear after midnite N b4 tat u can't find a Single Cab on the road from 11 - 12 ... Most Prob they at some Kopitiam n tellin one another how they goin 2 Kang( Cheat) us...
U only know tat the cabby is cheatin u after he said ' Aiyo Wo buay Zai Luo leh' ( i dunno where is the place) n they purposely drive u in Circle tinkin tat WE R FUCKIN KAM GONG
TheY like to cut Lane n then boast to u abt their drivin skill
They like to Do stunt like pullin the emergency Brakes, Cuttin Lane, Doin a turn without flashin the signal

U tink like tat Sibei Jia Lat ( bad) ..... Cont' ....

MALAYSIA

The Only best tink abt Malaysia cabbies is that they appear whenever u need them ....

They dun Horn or mayb is their Horn Pai ( spoil ) liao
They Doin 120km/h at a 80km/h road
They do not slow down when they r turnin or even signal... tat when we gotta hope tat their Door r not faulty ...
They speed n cut the lane .... WTF .....
They tink tat they r F1 driver or wannabe F1 Driver or Trainee F1 Driver
They dun care abt Road signage
They can continue doin 120km/h throughout the whole journey
They cut lane when the space is freakin small ... I nearly pan Jio (piss) on myself when he do tat
After cuttin Lane they never say anything or show any expression ... It seem like tat is their fuckin daily routine ...

Of cos another best thing is tat they'll not cheat ur money cos the rate is flat no matter where u go

Takin a cab in Malaysia is Sittin bside a F1 driver doin a 20 laps on the course .... By the time u come out either u r so full of urself tat u survive or u goin 2 b full of shit in ur pant ....

Where Agent Mulder n The X-Files

2005-10-20T21:51:00.000-07:00

Trust No one ... Tat Agent Mulder catchy phrase .... N i like it when he said tat ...

Too bad no more Xfiles, Imagine Mulder say ' trust no one ' In hokkien ... 'Mai Shio xian Ba Lan'

Anyway my dear supervisor n her best friend gave me some nice n friendly talk .... hey Wtf sia ... Knnbccb .... I hate tis office sia, 1 moment they tell u sometime sibei Xui(nice) sia, then u goin to hear another version from another motherfucker ...

So wat did she said 2day ???? Hmmm .... She said she goin 2 kick my arse out of the office if i continue to screw up the Cb numbers ... N also she said tat my attitude is not tat Nice ... N nice, she asked me not to change the titles of some stuff when i saving it into the PC ....

Knnb lar, First of all dun always wear ur cheap bra tat cost like 3 for $10... Cos i always have to turn away from those Neh neh whenever u Talk to me ...

N dun always act friendly to me then When i walk out of the office... All ur fuck up mouth change to some rattering machine n ratter those Cb things out of their mouth...

Now i gettin more n more dulan with tis company ...
1. U post me to some fuck up place n then expect me to stay happy, in the end Limbei also laugh laugh n let everyday past lar ho...
2I dun like no. yet I have to do ur cb figures everyday... Is worst than carrying ur fuckin Balls
3.I dun have anyone to talk to in tat Cb office. Cos all of U r either too busy Suckin Cock or too busy Stabin other ppl
4.Get ur fuckin Facts straight b4 u ask me to leave tis fuck up company .... I DID NO MISTAKE TIS WEEK bitch ....
5. I'm so sick of steppin into ur cb office everyday tat i feel like pukin at the doorstep the moment i step inside
6. U make me Sick, Bitches
7. Get the apple polisher out of my fuckin face ....
8.Everyone in the office is so fake tat i don't who i can trust n rather keep my mouth shut ...
9. R u guys tat fuckin dumb bitches ??? U r not even in the level of a BIMBOs
10. I landing myself into a state of motherfuckin depression ....
11. Thanks to ur Cb methods n all ur fuckin mouth n also Fuck up attitude tat i purposely shut myself away from my Own friends...

I gotta thank u all for bringing all ur kan sibei chao rattersnake to words ... Cos all of u r like Rattersnake .... Produce noise from the kachin( arse) .... Trust no one lar ... Motherfucker

2005-10-17T19:47:00.000-07:00

Who am I to U ? I came out with a few titles ....
Postman
Cheaplabour
Gong Kia ( idiot kid)
MotherFucker
Kam Gong ( Damn stupid)
Ur neighbourhood friendly superhero

So so so ..... How should i tell My story for the Past week ???? Hmmmmm.....
I kana Jian liao( stab) but then my supervisor die die also dun wanna said who ....
I feel so fuckin sian inside tat fuck up office .... All the ppl over there r so fuckin systematic like some fuck up Old Ms-Dos operated PC...
Y lao tian Yah ( god ) so unfair to limbei sia, Hmm wat i do sia .... Everytime i see Old aunty i Give up my seat for them, See those Lao cb holdin those Fuck up Milo tin for donation, i also donate lo .. N now i tio tis kind of things ...

Then today The other office got something On, N all they need is jus a phone call n I have to travel all the way to the Headoffice for them .... Fuck off lar .... Do i look like a watch dog to U guys ????

Oi .... Listen ... I not tat happy now .... Go n Kan Bu lar ....

fuck lar ... No mood to write anything liao .... fuck off lar .......

Wanna have a nice day ? Hmmmmmmmm how abt FUCK U

2005-10-13T21:57:00.000-07:00

Office life is nice man, with all the nice OL babes walkin infront of U, shakin their assets like some Siao cha Bo....
N also havin nice co-worker whereby u shares jokes n also forward dirty emails bhind those OL n havin some dirty jokes or sharing ur Tee Ko or La Sap (dirty) jokes abt them ... Or Lagi best
sharin the same fantasy abt the same girls inside the Gents but different cubi .... Sound nice ...
N mayb cursin ur fuck up Manager or supervisor or the manager, Knnbccb lar u baldin XX Gm or u son of the mother fucker .... something like tat ...

Then mayb after work, We guys chill out at some nice bar or even go to the end of town for those Ham sap Bar for a drinks n looks n go ' choo choo' at those Hot babes .... N get each other fuckin wasted n puke like some fuck up idiots along the dark alley n expose each other Dirty Little secert .... But actually ur main motives is to get the shitty Hangover for him so Hopefully he will screwed up his fuck up Job
The next day n U Pao To him to the manager like wat u do everyday when u r in Pri sch ,' Teecher teecher Tat CB tat mine pencil or something like tat', abt his Fuck up works n then get him fired.... Then somehow by Jian(backstab) ppl at the back u get urself promoted ... Sound cool rite .... wahahhaha

Yade Yade .... Knnblcb kar.... Ki lai lar ( wake up ) tis aint workin for me ..... arrrrrr
Y Y Y Y Y is tat so .....
First i got no Beautiful LO in mine office .... Mayb aunties i still have alot sia ....
Backstabber n ppl who polish apples or boots i have a few lar...
Chill at those Bars ..... Mayb kopi n talk abt their babys still can lar ....
hmmmm how abt Hangovers .... Fuck off sia ... Mayb sit at kopitiam n Lam(drink) kopi till fuckin full i still can believe lar ....
Did i miss out abt dirty jokes on those OL .... Mai lai lar .... I tink if i really do tat i will puke n spilt out blood like the merlion sia .... All aunties sia .... Limbei also dare not tink lo .... If i dare to tink i will dissapoint my Brother sia ... ( if u know wat i mean ) sad case sia .....
Aiya .... If all these does not happen nvm rite .... tat wat all my friends said to me ...
' At least u got nice n kind co-worker rite?' NNBCB lar ....
Fuck u lar .... I wish i got gd co worker also ... At least i still can talk to someone n not feel lonely all days N arrange the stupid icons on mine PC in the office n Think abt some fuck up lame Label for my Document everyday..............................
I mean everyday lar oI .... tat mean Mon - Fri .... from 8.30 - 615 .... Zai Bo .... (understand anot)

Sibei sian lar ..... Y like tat sia ... Tis is worst than tiao Ji( jump number) for mine weekly 4D sia ...
Jia lat sia ... how to tahan like tat ???? no friends in office ... N worst till NO babes sia .... Hai ....
I tink i better go Pai Pai ( pray) for some Sibei Chio LO around my age to the office ...
At least i can talk sia .... if not i goin 2 b a expect at arrangin all the CB icon on ur PC ....

Oh boy Karma or Kan ma ?

2005-10-05T21:07:00.000-07:00

Guess wat ... I ended up in a hospital around 5am ... How i ended up in the hospital, Cos i dial the 995 as limbei was bleedin from my head ....

Dun come n asked me how i bleed from my head or wat lar ... CB, i can't remember ok ...

Anyway i got all kind of shit from the hospital ... Limbei nearly kana Anal by the doc ok ...

U dunno wat tat mean .... Tat mean the doc gonna stick his cute middle finger up ur Sai Kang ...
Wat the fuck, i asked the doc if tat a joke n he told me 'no' with a calm face .... Fuck sia ... So i asked him if got other option n sibei heng tat he said Yes but tat is to shit ...
Wah kao for the first time i feel damn happy in the toilet to Pang sai .... Anyway the doc give me a small bottle to put my thing in there .... But i decided to put a BIG PIECE OF MINE SHIT into tat small bottle ....

No way someone gonna stick his finger up my cute arse sia ... NO WAY .... NNBCB ... NO fuckin hellya way

Anyway they put the drip on me ... N for some fuck up reason ... My blood flow out of mine body instead of the glucose flow into it ... Wtf .... U tink my body is some fuck up see saw for u to see my blood goin up n down with the fuckin glucose ... Knn lar ...

Few hours later i got warded n the nurse who attended me, looked like a girl i like ver much sia .... Wah kao, i thought i dreamin sia, n i jus looked at her like some tiko pei ....

Anyway the rest of the hours feel like shit for me .... But manage to get out of it ....

Is tis karma ??? Bo ko leng (can't be) lar, cos i everyday do gd deed n try to have gd karma lo ...
Few days b4 i even helped a auntie from fallin in the Mrt .... N now i end up in hospital n even have a cut near my eye balls .... Wah kao ....

Anyway if i know all tis fuck up thing would happened, i wouldn't have dial 995

Throwin ur temper in the Office, Fucker ?

2005-10-03T23:22:00.000-07:00

Hey .... Should i say, ' hi all, hee hee, thanks DxS bank for screwin up my sai kang,k' ' haha, mayb i should return tis favour with a SMILE'
Knn lar, U tink i'll do tat, FUCK U lar u Understand n take tat u motherfucker n also u can Fuck spider or watever insect u like lar... CB, make me suffer....

Anyway when i read the newspaper articles abt the Sibei Kae Xin( sad) Bali Blast.... I feel sorry for those innocent parties But Sibei Dulan abt those fucker who anyhow strip bomb onto their lan cheow's Body n go n bomb other innocent parties .... Knnbccb, sibei fun meh ???

Those cb terrorists tink tat they bomb here n bomb there like they ver the clever sia, FUCK U LAR, U anyhow bomb bomb bomb bomb is kill other innocent ppl... If u so like to Play Bomb bomb with ur CB terrorists friends, Might as well they go their CB terriorist friend's hse n see whose bomb la gi power n jus bomb at their friend's hse ... Like tat only kill each other ma ....
Sooner or later those ALIEN r comin n bomb those CB terrorist, N those ALIEN r tao Jin Bu Lou ( Knife Gun No Enter).... N make Pork floss noddles from those fuckin Terrorists. Nnb

Anyway i guess i goin post more abt those Fuck up office i'm in .... The situation inside is ' Wah sibei Jialet sia '
Anyway i goin 2 give tat Cb kia a Name over here, cos mainly it gonna be abt him ....
His name is Dustin so i goin 2 call him Dusbin or watever ... is better tat Cb kia .... too Kind to him....

Today tat Dusbin, Ki tao hong sia ( go siao), he suddenly complain abt PC hang lar then tis n tat lar, then his system n etc sia... Then out of no where he suddenly said ' kan Nina lar Chow cheebye, Fuck lar' .. n begin to punch his table n throw his keyboard around ... Then i tink tat Both his table n Keyboard sibei Ke lian( poor thing )...

Actually when he begin to kbkb, i still thought he buy 4D then the number jump n then he sibei Twee.. N when he begin to slam his table n keyboard i still thought the Radio announce 4D n then he realise he 4get to buy the No. n he even more twee ...
But then i realise tat he never pull his hair or whack his heart n cry out loud .... tat is wat i normally do when i miss a no. on the 4D...

Then i slow see wat goin 2 happen next lar, n he walk to my PC n do the samething sia ....
then i tink to myself,' Die liao lar ... wait he destroy my thing how ' n then mayb he tryin 2 do stunt..... hmmmmm but wat kind of stunt sia ....

Oh oh ... haha, i know liao .... he ke tang ( doin ritual by calling god) ... Wah kao, Office also can ke tang meh ??? But nvm lar, he ke tang also gd ... i can go n pray to him n ask him give me no. to buy ToTo n 4D sia but when i goin 2 pray i realise tat he is throwin his fuck up temper sia ....

Wah kao ... Like baby sia ... wanna scold, scold louder lar, when he said 'nbcb' sibei soft sia ... jus like whisper sia ... like scoldin ants sia .... Or mayb office is all aunty ma ... Then he wanna b aunty killer n show them he can kill Ants with his super duper soft' Nbcb'

Hai .... Wat next .... Anyway .... where r u Agent mulder ... I need the truth

Apple polisher to a free Upgrade to a durain polisher

2005-09-30T21:57:00.000-07:00

Ok ok, bascially i got Punk'nk for a week or so, i suppose so, Hoppin to find the hidden camera n also those Fuck up official from my Sch so tat they will jump n try to act Punk n say ' Yoyo wat up, U jus got punk' I goin 2 say,' Yeah, fuck u lar, knnbccb, U ke kam lan lar' ( go suck cock)

Not to sure abt it myself too, cos although is jus like a normal Week to Other ppl in the office But it is a fuckin KNNBCCB 1 month or even a year .... Wah kao, somedays i even felt tat mine day seem like a month long ...
U know the fuck up part trappin in ur own TimeZone .... I dun wan to explain abt tat cos most prob ppl goin 2 say simei Lan chow n mayb KBKB abt me n tat ...

Actually hor limbei wanted to post abt those crazy taxi driver in s'pore but then my Blog got taiji( Problem) so i can't blog lar...So wo wanted to posted abt tis 2day but then i tink i should post abt wat Happen today...

Wah kao, Wo A (mine) office got 1 super apple polisher sia, i tink if those manager give Tat CB kia 1 durian, i think he can polish the durian till no more thorn sia, N mayb can polish till the Durian sibei sparklin clean, Jus like Baby Kachin ( arse), You mi mi ( smooth n white) ...
Tat is the power of tat CB kia...

Anyway i long long already suspect he like to carry all the managers balls, although some managers are old n r ladies so i dun think they got balls lar so he carry their shaggy neh neh till he sibei Song sia ... N sometimes he can Por( suck Up) to more than 1 managers, talk talk laugh laugh with him. Then i think to myself lar, ' Wah tis cb kia sibei power sia, u carry 1 balls already sibei heavy liao then how u carry the other manager's balls? ' So i think he carry it with him mouth lo ... haha ... so he can suck till the manager sibei song sia ...

Apparently, everyone in the office never really talk to the managers, only tat CB kia talk with all of them sia .... N he like to do things for them n tell them dirty joke while it not even funny than money .... N worst still .... Tat CB kia like to ka kiang ( act smart) also, Like everything also know like tat but then he full of loops hole lar... Dun like to talk 2 him also ...

Anyway today office got some recuritment shit lar n i tink tat CB kia go n ka kiang n take up all responsibilities n wanna Chiong Hero sia, In the end asked me to do most of the Job n somehow i tink he claim all the credits tt i did.... WTF sia .. so gd motherfucker he is ...

But i dun mind lar, since i got nothin 2 do i jus help him called n punk some of the ppl on phone lar.... Sibei ho seng ( ver fun), cos some ppl i called give me some fuck up ans n tt is fuckin Lame ....

Oh ya ... 4get to mention abt 2day .... Know find job sibei Kang ko( hard) n b4 the interview still mus do some fuck up test lar, test tis n test tat lar... Sibei troublesome sia .. since test so many liao might as well they set up a test n see how gd is their Power on bed lar ... See if they hero till can make their parther cry lar .... Like tat limei Bo wei Kong ( nothin 2 say)

Anyway tat CB kia started to tabulate the ans lar n do his work at the sametime, Wah, hardworkin rite .... I also tink so but then FUCK U lar .... CB, in the end i do all the things , from briefin those ppl, to time takin, n then tabulate the results....
Wah kao ... U no time to do dun do lar, dun come n act hero n do everything lar ... Oi, sometime if the balls is too big for u then u dun come CBCb say u can lar , then in the end i do....
CB lo ... actually i also dun wan to kb lar, since i got nothin 2 do might as well i help u lar ... Limbei friendly friendly ma .... So i jus help but i can't stand the sight of him suckin other ppl balls ....
So i decided to make those ppl comfortable by talkin 2 them n feel relaz so they dun feel tense b4 the interview .... So how i hate interview sia, wanna Know Y .... Cos some manager r STUPID n ask u those CB question, Kao ... sometime i wonder how smart can they b sia ...

So i jus walk up to them n crack some joke with them .... Screwin up their mind to keep their mind off the interview thing .... U wouldn't believe the shit i said man.... Got some chio girls in the mornin to0 ... wahahahhaha.... I see till sibei shiok also .... But some not friendly

Anyway i went for my lunch in the afternoon n do some of mine own work .... N then tat CB kia do everything but somehow he so irresponsible sia .... Wtf .... Feel like askin him 2 go suck the chair n treat it as a cock n suck it hard ....
Anyway i helped him n jus collect their form n passed it to him so tat he will do the cb 80question tabulation ....

But then after awhile i noticed he was not around the office so i went outside n look at those ppl n crap around with them .... Then somehow tat CB kia never appear n i realise tat those poor ppl r waitin longer n longer, i tink got 1 fuck up hours ....

'Wah kao, where tat cb kia sia, now got ppl still never do the results, like tat how to go for their fuck up interview sia???? ' , Anyway i also pity those ppl lar, stand there blur blur waitin for me to entertain them or jus sit there dunno wat to do ... Wah kao, i can't believe the way they treat other ... Damn fuck up.... Is jus like orderin a Roti prata n then u sit there n wait for sibei Ku( long), but actually is the prata man go n read his fuck up newspaper for the 4D results ... N u jus sit there n wait like fuck ...

So i tell the managers n they tell me to wait or call that guy ... I feel so piss tat i wanna bring my cute n Big dog n let my dog Kan them lo ... Can't believe the way they treat other ....

So i faster rush through their things so tat those poor blur ppl will not wait so long... Anyway i feel damn bad abt how they treat those ppl n soon after i did my stuff i go back n crap with them ...
Anyway the last person of the day was jus 1 year younger than me .... N somehow she thought tat i was the person to conduct the interview ... haha ... Thanks lar, u make me eat humble Pie lo ... wahhwhahaa
ANyway since she the last candidate n also she jus a year younger than me so i decided to sit with her n talk 2 her lar .... I tink her stamina sibei Ho( gd) cos she rush from 1 place to another ma ... haha .... Anyway she said tat i carry myself well n etc but when i look at her forms, her qualification is way better than mine, bside the fact of havin a degree n also she a year older than me ... But still i tink she have achieve something n i believe she would find a better job ....

Somehow she seem so sister-like to ma lar, so limbei give her my blog n read abt my fuck up n crappy stories lar ... hhaha .... Anyway how u can find a gd job ....Haha ... N mayb u might wan to crap with me online i do have a msn ....

So tis is how i make myself happy with tis fuck up job .... I guess only for today ... But still i dun like tat CB kia ....

2005-09-27T00:39:00.000-07:00

A story with lesson.......please read on (from a friend)This is a story that I read in the Chinese papers Lianhe Zaobao
on 2 Aug 1999. It is written by local Chinese traveller cum
writer, Wu WeiCai. I felt very touched and shaken by the
story and I have translated it to English so that more people
may read about it..."This happened on a highway in China. 40 passengers,
mostly males were on an inter-state bus. Halfway
through the journey, two thugs on the bus suddenly went
up to the lady bus driver and demanded that she stopped
the bus and follow them to a waste grounds nearby.
The lady driver refused and began to put up a fight
against them. At the same time, she cried out to the other passengers in the bus to help her.However, the other passengers not only cruelly turned
a deaf ear to her cries, they even suggested that she give
in to the thugs' demands so that they can carry on their
journey quickly when they are done with her.
One young man amongst the passengers stood out to
chide the rest of the passengers and tried to help
the lady driver.However, sensing that the majority of the people do not
have the guts to resist them, the thugs grew even bolder
and beat up the young man. They then forcefully dragged
the lady driver out of the bus.Right on the side of the road, the two thugs took turns to
rape the lady driver while the rest watched. After the thugs
have satisfied their lust,they commanded the lady driver
to return to the bus and resume with the journey. With
tears streaming down her face, the lady driver begged that
they drive the righteous young man out of the bus as she is
too ashamed to face him again.The young man felt absolutely stupefied. So much for
trying to speak up for the lady and now he is thrown
out and left stranded on a desolated highway!Hours later, when the lady driver passed by a
mountainous cliff, she sped up and flung the
whole bus with all its passengers over the
cliff, right into the bottom of the valley.This story was retold later by the only survivor
of the journey - the righteous young man driven out of
the bus."

Tis happen in our everyday life lar ... Even right now when i typin ' KNNBCCB or CB ', ppl jus dun care abt each other... Look at the Old folk home now, it gettin more n more popular man, make it sound like some dumpin ground ... Or make it sound better lar .... Old Folk home is bcomin Jus like ZOUK or those CLUB ... So many ppl throw their parent inside, sibei CB rite....
Those young ppl queue outside for their turn to throw their parent inside the Popular Old folk home .... Ha ... wtf, u wan so many Old ppl in a home ??? u wanna have mass dance or u wan to set a record of line dance with the most old ppl dancin for Days meh ????

Fuck u lar, U YOUNG ppl mus carry ur old folk back to ur fuck up hse n talk to them, instead of throwin them in ... U tink they Old useless is it ... Fuck u lar... they r GOLD ok ... tat from some chi idiom simei' Jia you Yi lao Ru you Yi bao' ... Then once u were also a baby mah, then ur parent throw u away also lar ... or stuff u up some home for babys, called ' Lao CB baby home' meh ... Fuck spider lar, they still raise u up till u fuckin usless n wait for u to throw them inside home meh ???? Wah kao ... No values sia .... shame shame .....

Anyway i can give a typical scene in a bus or mrt .... Main characters of cos is thsoe Lao koko ( old ppl) , those Gonna Sakia women... N ur average fuck up s'porean... which is US

Normally when a Lao kok kok or Sakia women board the bus, wah kao most ppl bcome sleepin beauty or some would dig either their nose or arsehole n look for shit n stick their eyes ...

Usually i would observe n see if any Hao xin( kind hearted) ppl would give their seat ... But then NONONO... they never.. so i end up standin up walk toward those lao kok kok n ask them to take my seat, cos i sibei Ka xin( heartachE) when i see those lao kok kok standing ..

U never know when they goin 2 fall when standing, n if they really do... hohoho... i think ppl goin 2 sing Humpty dumb dee's song ....

I wonder how the average s'porean fuckers can allow those lao kok kok to stand n wobble through out the whole journey.... Mayb they tink sibei ho zin ( ver fun) cos when they wobble they look like those cute cute masscott rite .... n when they fall they might break into pieces cos they so brittle .... OI ... fuck u k .... Next time see Old ppl ... fuck up ur fuckin seat n get ur fuck up rectum off the fuck up chair u knnb Laocb ...

IF NOT U GOIN 2 GET BAD KARMA N U WILL NOT GET A SEAT IN A BUS OR MRT FOREVER .... sound scary rite ... So start givin up ur seat ....

More than words

2005-09-24T16:57:00.000-07:00

Soso, as i thought tat mine attachment life is gettin real bad.... I ain't see the real thing yet ... So y did i said tat ...

We had to go to the headquater at XXX bank, i can't reveal the Cb name, wait i kana charge sia, tis type of thing dun play play or pray pray lar, is worst than Tio 4D...
Anyway we go to the fuck up buildin to meet the CEO n all the big shots lar but then i dun really care since they kinda fuck me upside down...

B4 all those big fucker come into the meetin room, apparently they took damn long time to come lar, mus b their balls sibei big or they jus see as some fuck up troublesome knnbccb students to waste their fuck up time which is also equal to MONEY
... Anyway 1 of the manager asked me out of the meetin room, n then i was thinkin to myself liao, wah kao, still wanna punk me meh ? cb sia...

N then she asked me, do u like wat u r doin yesterday ?
N i was like, ' eee, Ni kong simi Lan chow sia? so i jus tell her tat i dun like the fuck up job she gave me lar'
N then she said' u wanna change anot ? '
'wah kao, an Ni ho meh( so gd meh) ? can change jus like tat sia... So i asked her where the place n she said bishan'

So i said ok lar, since i already kanna such fuck up job, how fuck up can the next 1 b rite, Bside goin 2 bishan mean cheaper foods, can sleep till Sibei fuckin late, Unlike Holland V, the food over there so Ex, Simi Crystal Jade n those sibei ex food lar, those kind, comfirm eat 1 time then the whole month really can go hungry till ur cb stomach bcome as green as those Jade sia ... But then goin to Bishan also mean tat i can't see those half fuck Celebrities like Zoe tay n etc... N also got those MTV VJ leh.. i wanna see them sia, n mayb i can ke Siao go talk to them n get them to seat somewhere then intro them some product n then mayb take some photo with those MTV VJ sia...
So how abt all those Mediacorp artists ??? Fuck care lar, dun wan to waste my cb time with them ...

Anyway i went to Bishan, Ha... it is a office n not those branch... So Limbei assume tat a gd thing... Then i opened the door, N is those Gate Way to Hell sia... KNNBCCB sia, 7th month Gate jus close n then now i jus Open it again ....

ALL AUNTIES N Goin to SaKia aunties also... I got tis feelin tat i'm workin in KK hospital sia, so many Gonna SaKia aunties, N the best surprise i might have over there is I dunno when they goin to go into Labour, then mayb the whole office is goin 2 transfer into ER, wah then i think those auntie over there suddenly bcome nurse n then help cut the cord n everything n then Name the Child over there n celebrate over there .....Knn wat goin 2 happen ???????? Kao ... If limbei know, i dun change lar... At least can see VJ leh ...

But then since i change so i dun Kb so much lar, jus see wat i can do lar... KNN the thing i do is worst ...
SO if i summarise watever happen from day 1 till current ... Bad to worst... which u can also said KNNBCCB FUCK UP

1day of Attachment

2005-09-21T20:35:00.000-07:00

How did tis happen ??? Knnb, dun ask me ... I also dunno how the fuck tis happen ...
Is jus like watchin a Episode of Pun'k on MTV with auston krutcher or watever his name is...
N i gotta say, ' I GOT PUNK' only 3 months later ...

Everywhere i go, from raffles place to the branch area, whenever i reveal tat my elective is marketing all of them go into a split sec of shock n said ' then y r u here'
Hey, limbei also know y i kana posted here lo ... Kao.... i dun like to do ur kind of job lar, i perfer those Bhind the scene 1 ma... So i dun have to see those sibei Kaopa customer or some fuck up tuo lap customer lo ....

Actually when i finally realise tat i not goin 2 do my dream marketin job or anything related to it ... I feel jus like Luke Skywalker... Jus like how he feel in episode 2 when Analkin skywalker told him tat ' Luke i'm ur father, come to the darkside'..
Feel damn Cak Sim( sad) lo... Hai ... but rather i feel tat everything around me is already toward the darkside liao ...

Dun feel like writtin anything now ... No mood ...

Possible Title for 2day entry

2005-09-21T00:32:00.000-07:00

Attachment Startin 2morrow
Wanna know more abt DBS
Wat goin 2 happen durin my attachment days.... Shred papers or do filling ?
How i spend my freakin last day
Oh boy, SBS r goin 2 put Us in Jail or Fine us for cheatin their Few cents

I duno if i should say,' Fuckin hell ' or ' yeah it a brand new day' ... I goin for attachment 2morrow at DBS ... Yeah yeah... U tink it cool goin 4 attachment ???
Wah kao ... tat is so freakin naive of u lo ... Let me shed some inside information abt attachment

U r not goin 2 get wat u study... N tat is 80% true ...
U r not goin 2 b put inside comfort zone ... So welcome to hell ... suckers
Ur pay is so fuckin miserable. there ain't enough for u to freakin Eat at those lok cock Kopitiam in the city area
Anyway limbei is goin 2 share more once i know more abt it .... so stay tune

Anyway Some forum mention tat SBS is goin 2 fine us like 1k or put us in the freakin changi chalet if we cheat on the Fare ..... Oh boy, they goin 2 fine us for almost everything now ...

okok... We r not goin 2 cheat them like 30bucks off the fare or wat sia...
We need to take the bus everyday n also few bus trip per day... What is the possibility tat we can cheat on all the bus fare??? KNNBCB lo, sometime when i cheat on the bus fare i will feel damn guilty n then i can't sleep lar, can't eat lar .. n then i make sure i will Pay up the next time la...
Dun tell me the person so power meh, everytime take bus everytime cheat the bus fare... If really got ppl like tat, then the person sibei CB n mus Kan lar ...

2 years ago i used to paid like 60cents for jus like 3 bus stops lar... Now i mus pay like 80 cents for a fuckin 3 bus stops ... CCB lo... so much for wat sia ... Like tat might as well i walk lo .. Sibei cb lo ... charge us so much for wat ... Student only neh, mus go all out to suck our blood meh ?? Some time when i take the bus n pay by coins, i feel tat the Seat is fuckin my arse lo ...tat is so fuckin CB lo... No wonder ppl wanna cheat u lar... 80cents is alot lo...

Cmon lar ... take bus also feel tat my backside sibei pain lar... Anyway Poly students always KB to SBS tat it ain fair tat they r payin adult fare while JC of the same age get to pay jus those Cheat skate kiddo fare lo ... tat is so cb lo... Feel like both front n back also let u all kan ...
Poly student asked for so many years n they all do nothin ... N now they said wanna throw thise who cheat jus a few cents in jail ... Wah kao ...

Then we Poly student how ??? Limbei, parent also got no pay raise n then u rise n rise ur bus fare jus like doin Tae tar rak ( malay tea, whereby they pull n pull) ... U raise up so high for wat sia ??? U r the only bus service provider over here nia ...
Knn, the rate u raise the bus fare... Sooner or later u goin 2 find only those dumb tourism takin the SBS, then s'pore all knn too yong ( poor) to pay the fuck up fee or risk goin 2 jail n end up walkin to work or wat ...
Who knows, sooner or later we goin 2 see 7 ppl squeeze up a motorcycle ... Ccb ...

Then sometime ur so called high tech tappin machine can't operate n then Overcharge me how ??? Who goin 2 jail ??? The machine goin 2 jail is it ?? Knn lar, dun come to limbei n kao lar, u said we cheat u, then when u overcharge us how ? i Go n fuck myself at the wall meh ???

Wah kao ... reall got nothin 2 said sia, N also lar... since u goin 2 charge us Higher fare might as well SBS do a better job lar ... Next time if those half fuck ahbeng in the bus n blast their so called nice song in the bus with their fuck up hp.... Y not get the bus driver to get their lazy arse off the chair n Kan the ah beng upside down then stuff his fuck up HP up his arse ...

How to earn 7cents

2005-09-17T01:02:00.000-07:00

How r u goin 2 big money .... Ya lar ... I jus mention abt how to Tang tuo Lew ( earn big money),
if u still dun get it, Try to pic those mad bitches on Wheel of Fortune kb, Big money big money ...

Imagine If they allow s'pore aunty or uncle to play tat i think they will said, ' Oi, lai lar lai lar, Limbei ai Tuo lew' ( come come i wan big money)... N if they miss those big money they will prob say,' knnbcb, wan win 4D also so hard, come here spin the fuckin heavy wheel also hard to earn money, cb s'pore really hard to earn money ', n prob walk off n Pui tam lua ( spit saliva)

Anyway wat might happen if u have a ,' Wheel of Fortune special, KB aunty n uncle'

Anyway on the last day on sch, i went all the way to my sch bk shop .... which is fuckin far sia... Cb if can i would rather travel to the bkshop by a go-kart... Anyway tat day, the Bkshop Bo lan (no ppl, not no dick) which is rather unusual...

Anyway i crap with the aunt since there no ppl,' Oi aunty, wat up man ... How ur biz, give me 1 newspaper free le'
Then the aunty kb sia,' Oh boy, now biz still so so lar.... still can la, we need dumb student like ur friends to come buy from us then we can get lot of money from u fucker .... ' tat aunt is a sucker sia... Anyway she said ' Oi, dun take tat Cb newspaper... althought sell 70cents ... But then i earn only 7cent per copy sold ....

Wah kao, like tat earn fuck sia ....
so i did abit of math ... 7cent per copy... 10 copy 70cent .... 100 copy is 7bucks .... 1000 copy is 70 bucks ... Like tat u wan to earn till when sia ... No wonder john said tat those aunty sell newspaper on street, toilet or watever place lar ... r destinated to sit over there n sell forever ...
CB sia ... There no way they goin 2 get fuckin rich...
Even if they wanna buy 4D mus sell like 20 copys lo.... tat is so freakin hard sia ...

cb ... like tat might as well everyday walk around orchard or go dancefloor n pick up some kan gong kia hp or wallet ... Like tat get rich faster lo ... Kao

Tis is so freakin SHIT

2005-09-16T01:38:00.000-07:00

Wanna know something ........ I GOT PUNK ... by my sis man .... arrr .... I knew it ... Such a Lazy person like her, gettin a pet .... she manage to convinced me tat she got a pet ...

I dun tink she even bother abt cleanin up her room or etc ... The only thing she will keep r mayb koo too( headlice), spiders, ants, lizard ... those insects tat come FOC whenever u dirty ur room ... She so the lazy lo.... If she ever get a Pet ... I goin 2 strike 4D ... the 10 million draw lo .... N mayb i buy her a pet to keep ...

I GOT PUNK by amanda lOo

Anyway i wrote the Newspaper ... Apparently some ppl got sued by makin fuck up remarks on their Blog ... Tat is so screw or so knnbccb ...
I can understand if they where to say something bad outside kana fined .... Is nvm lar ... They kon Kan ( ask for it) ma, who ask them itcy mouth, kb kb here n there ...

But then they wrote something online ... Is a blog ... also kana fine .... wah tat is sibei sian lo ... Nabey .... like tat who dare to blog now ... Next time we blog mus buy those Fuck up thick like concrete law books, then put infront of us n see if watever we blog will kana fine or sue ....
Mai lai lar ... cb sia ... tat is so fuckin siao ... i tink by the time we finish a whole entry tat will took a fuckin month ma... wanna know Y ....
Cos we have to check if each sentence will harm some innocent fuck up reader surfin the net, who then feel offended n complain to some department n there will go ....
They track us down n send us a Court letter n say.. " u r sue' instead of ' u r fired'

Kbla... CB sia .... like tat where got freedom ... When we outside, we know tat some stuff we cant say lar, cos said liao who know which dark corner got Ma tar lo( police) n they come n sue u ...
Now in the internet .... we got no freedom to said watever we want to say in our own fuck up corner ...
So i guess if we wanna said anything we mus find under the table n say it over there lar ....

Oi.... Siao lar ... CB sia... Limbei wanna kb in mine own hse also can't meh .... Fuck u lar, understand anot ... Zai bo .... cb sia ...

Now the situation is jus like Gahmen plant police in our hse, n when we decided to say ' oh, blur blur n blur' ... The ma tar come n sue u liao lar ...

But then i read the paper n know tat Gahmen not so boliao to read every since blog la... Is some sensitive fucker lo ... Read read, no sense of humour n then they complain ... Kb la ... Can't take it dun read lar ...
U tink in pri sch meh, u fuckin raise up ur hand for everything ....cher teacher, ah heng said something bad abt me ...
Kan lar ...

Or u expect to read a blog abt a person freakin daily life .... 2day i wake up ... feel gd ... brush teeth .... go toilet n shee shee then pan sai ( shit) ... then go sch/work/bum around ... feel happy ... lunch n stuff ....
Fuck lar... tis is so fuck up borin ... Imagine u come across 100 blog like tat 1 ... I wouldn't go on n probably get so piss i Piss on the 101th blog... CB

wait wait ... Mayb the 101th blog is special .. Tat person decided 2 confess his SIn .... n His blog go like tis .... I feel damn happy today .... ar ar ar ... yeah n i shoot ... haha arr .... But i SIN ... i mastabate at home ... Oii ... fuck lar ... i tink tis would b something interestin in the future blog la...

C'mon

2005-09-14T00:51:00.000-07:00

ok ok ... Listen up ... Let have some interestin lesson today .... We goin 2 learn some shits today

1. Do u know tat a small percentage of the human population have more than 1 complete set of DNA ... chimarism or mosaicism .... tis is possible n tis is the medical term ...

2. Do u know tat a small percentage of the human population have both a dick n a pussy ... Tat is known as hermaphrodite... Allthough in scientific term is cos of some cock up genetic stuff which make up the XX n the YY thing lar ... i can't remember the no. lar ....
Anyway some ppl said believe tat tis is due to bad karma tat the person last time sibei knnbccb do alot of Pai(bad) stuff in their previous stuff or is their parents or some fucker in their bloodline did something bad then got Karma on them lar ... Also known as ' Yingyang person'

3. Do u know tat Robert de Niro admire Liang chow wei... Tony leong ... actin skills... How cool is tat ....

4.Do u know tat Yoshiki hayashi... He got lot of famous fan, includin Bill Gate leh .... Tat is kinda fuckin cool rite ... He is freakin talented ...

5. Do u know tat a clock move faster while shoot up into the space .... much faster than a clock place on earth ... a experience was done ... Hard to believe rite

6.Do u know that if u wanna do some space travellin, u mus spend at least 80% of ur life travellin on the plane .... Cos time move faster in the plane too ... Some boliao ppl did experience on tat too .... Fuckin bo liao .... cb can use so much money n time on it sia ....

7.Do you know tat Albert Einstein's is also a philosophy n he believed in Stoicism.

8. Do you know tat one of his son was institutionalized for schizophrenia and died in an asylum.

9. Do you know tat Stoicism kinda create the bible ... It does not create bible jus tat ppl who created the bible used some concepts of Stoicism ...

10. Some of us r actually travellin into the future everyday... Hard to believe but it kinda true ...
I dun wanna go into the detail .... Sibei troublesome .... CB...

11.Spiderman have a daughter with Mary.Jane ...

12.Wolverine real name is finally reveal...James Howlett..... After 31 freakin years ... they finally reveal his true name .... KNN ... i tink some of their fuckin loyal reader die liao ... n i tink they wan their children to find out Wolverine 's real name ....

13. Do u know tat there is a poster in Agent Fox william mulder ' i want to believe'

14. His favourite phrase is ' there is something out there '

Today no crap n lame shit lar... Other day then post some lame shit ....

Wah kao ... Orchard got dead bodies sia...

2005-09-09T22:36:00.000-07:00

Wah 2day when playin pool with the usual Clarence n dan, plus his GF .... tat was kinda surprise sia... Anyway Ah hong came over cos i need to pass him some DVD lar .... some touchin Jap drama... Anyway half way through our lame conversation he told me tat Paul saw a head at Orchard... n i was thinkin to myself how can sia ... Orchard so many ppl ... wanna split or kiss kiss over there also got lot of ppl see lar, let alone kill somebody n dispose the body over there ...

Anyway when i reach home n watch the NEWS, there i saw the news abt a head n limps place jus outside the orchard MRT ... n her remaindin body part was found at Lornel road or watevr longee or Roney road lar ...

Wah kan sia .... The Killer so darin sia, his balls mus b ver the big sia, i think as big as a fuck up rock sia ... He ka ka dispose the body at such a crowded place.... not scare ppl see n kbkb ... i think if MOE see him do tat, i think they will charge him for litterin not murder lo ... Then mayb those MOE officer will help tat killer to dispose the body into a rubbish dump ba ....wahahwha
U also know lar, s'pore is a Green city n sometime those MOE officer sibei the cb 1 lo...

Tis is the 2nd chop chop body part case in s'pore liao lar ... But he also fuckin boliao lo... I tink tis killer mus b ver the smart sia, n i tink he some psycho lar ... Knn killed ppl still not enough sia, still wanna let ppl know by throwin the body at such area... Is jus like throw tissue at orchard road like tat sia ... N the way he commit tat murder, is like he dig his nose then let ppl see by stickin his Pi sai ( nose shit) on the wall ...

Now sibei unsave in singapore sia ... But i think tis case goin 2 b ver interestin ba... All the police n thief things ... But things goin 2 get dangerous ba.. Cos s'pore so small ... he can get his supply nearby only .... CB sia, last time headache cos of bus fee now have to headache of gettin kill n get stick around the wall n let ppl see ur Cb dead face ....

Anyway one of my buddy lives jus at orchard n near the mrt ... Tis is our conversation on msn

; doors of uninvited weddings . says:
kb la
; doors of uninvited weddings . says:
i damn scared also la
; doors of uninvited weddings . says:
scary know
L - Yoshiki Hayashi says:
u tis orchard kia
L - Yoshiki Hayashi says:
knn ... take the head n limp n put there
; doors of uninvited weddings . says:
the limp there also meh?
L - Yoshiki Hayashi says:
dun tink i dunno lar ... is u lo
; doors of uninvited weddings . says:
i thgt found head only?
L - Yoshiki Hayashi says:
lau cheebye
L - Yoshiki Hayashi says:
no
L - Yoshiki Hayashi says:
still got limp
L - Yoshiki Hayashi says:
the rest of the body part at lornie road
; doors of uninvited weddings . says:
serious?
L - Yoshiki Hayashi says:
yeah
L - Yoshiki Hayashi says:
latest
L - Yoshiki Hayashi says:
is u sms me n tell me abt the other parts lo
; doors of uninvited weddings . says:
lornie rd is macritchie there huh?
L - Yoshiki Hayashi says:
ya
L - Yoshiki Hayashi says:
near the bus stop
; doors of uninvited weddings . says:
e u
; doors of uninvited weddings . says:
who is it?
L - Yoshiki Hayashi says:
a girl
L - Yoshiki Hayashi says:
with bra n panties only
; doors of uninvited weddings . says:
really meh?
L - Yoshiki Hayashi says:
mus b u wannna kan her then u suddenly tink of jolin tat y u never poke her rite
; doors of uninvited weddings . says:
u dun talk cock
; doors of uninvited weddings . says:
wait go your house find u then u know
; doors of uninvited weddings . says:
ha
L - Yoshiki Hayashi says:
u dun kb lar
L - Yoshiki Hayashi says:
who know he/she already at ur door step liao lo
L - Yoshiki Hayashi says:
u tis lao chee bye
L - Yoshiki Hayashi says:
www.cajunlebeau.blogspot.com

Managerial Account

2005-09-05T22:02:00.000-07:00

B4 talkin abt my exam paper, managerial accounting, i would like to said tat i enjoyed myself with, ' The Hasbros' , Aidi n hui ying n dan on Sat ba ... Althought i was in a fucked up mood few hours b4 meetin them n i decided not to turn up for the outing ... But still i decided to turn up ba, proba' i don't wan those kind of crap to trouble me n also i wanna chill out with them ba ...

We went to Swenden, ( tat is mine 4 visits tis week), for lunch, n i got them a Ver big big card, although i damn broke... But who care rite, screw those money lar .... As long they r happy with their gift can liao, dun really care abt the currency rate n stuff lar ...
Then go KTV n had a damn beautiful day over there ... I did some hardrock shit, like Bon jovi ... wahahaha ....

Anyway i got panic attack when i opened the paper.... In fact i knew how 2 do all the questions jus tat i got mental block n everything got Jam in the middle of my head lar .... If jus like when u tryin to dispose ur rubbish but everything jus got stuck half way in the tunnel lar .... Abit the too lan also lar ... But wat to do ....
I jus hate maths man ... Everytime i see figures, ' Panic attack ' will come man ... Screw u ...
Tis does not apply to other sub but only math sia.... Mayb bcos i failed my O's math n the sufferin i had still linger around .... Screw tat shit man .... KNN

so wat the conclusion ....

MATH MAKE ME MAD

Project superstar Winner ... wahahhaha

2005-09-03T00:00:00.000-07:00

ok Folk, right now we have a winner n runner up for Singapore Idol...
The winner is a Malay... Ok ba ... is fine with me ... But then the runner up irritate me ... Tat wat knnbccb self proclaim 'Sly'... i think he sai (shit) lar .... Get tis type of beng like to b a idol... No standard no class nothin ... jus a typical Chao ah beng from those orchard road ... Kan ...
Mus b those young young lian, called n called like fuck, called till their hp bill explode n they i tink they mus sell themselves or blow ' candy' to paid those cb bills lo ...
Anyway if they make it like 1 call per household is better lar, like A.Idols ... more fair lar

N now the project superstar... They got a 'blind', guy for a winner ... c'mon lar... Ya lar, i tink he got wat it takes to come into the competition but then the other guy is better than him..
CB sia, all of us can tell tat from last nite competition lo ... Mus said first lar, i'm not a fan of tat CB lousy fuck up project superstar show lar .... if not u all said i bias lar ...
Die die lim bei sumpa tat tis is all a marketin scheme la....
1 vote 60cents ... imagine u get all those fuck up, no sence of music aunties ... wah.... i tink u get more than tat T.t Durai gold tap lo ... CB sia .... wahahhwahahw

Anyway all of us know tat the other guy can sing better n also tat Lao ko ko Kelly also... But still he win ... whahahah
I think all those chinese paper show put headline ' Blind man won' for tis few weeks ...
Then i tink 2 months later ' Blind man is not blind at all' wahwhahhwh .... Imagine wat those paparazi can do man ... wahhwhwhah

Anyway i tink those ppl in channel U r fuckin wicked sia... Durin all those past newspaper article n also promotion gimmick on TV, damn fucked up sia ...

They called tat kelly, Kelly poon .... sound like kelly's poon my lan ... wahwhahwhah
n then they called tat winner, Blind man .... CB sia.... lucky tat wei lian is a blind man then can't read paper lar ... if not i tink he get angry till he regain his sight sia... wahhwahhwa
N also on tv, they blindfold him n took photo of him, looked like he kana whack then force him to strip n took photos of him sia.... Wah .... tat is some fuckin wicked stunt to pull off sia....
KNNB, i wonder how those marketin ppl can do such a thing n also tat winner, i think he really is a weaner sia .. Dun he feel insulted meh ??? cb sia ....

Aiya ... but then i waiting for tis headline ' SUPERSTAR WINNER IS NOT BLIND " ...
tat is wat i call interesting ... wahhwahhahahahaha

Jive Talking

2005-08-27T00:32:00.000-07:00

At last i got the fuck out of tis sem.... No shitty VS ppl, they r smart but with sucky character, like to show 1 lan chow say ( dicky attitude) ... No Zoe tay's stunt double wannabe, SIT tutor...
Somehow or rather the class is blendin nicely expect for those VS lan chow Tao lar ...
Guess it kinda late for the blending ...

Had gd group member like bloody John n danny ... U guys r a piece of crappy shit dude ... but then gotta say tis, u guy make the crap out of my days man ... I dunno wat i mean lar, dun ask me also ...

Anyway i tink the injury i substain on my ankle at the beginnin of the sem is fully recovered now ...

Tis week seem like a 'Xjapan week ' for me... Been listenin to their concert n songs tis week, Jus dl the live version of 'Art of life', also nothin 2 said abt it lar ... Tat song alone contained both classical n rock but it still blend nicely .... Bo wei Kong sia ( nothin 2 said), they r ver the gd lar ...
When u listen to X japan is jus like lookin at a ver chio Bu with sibei ho kua face n also big neh neh n solid butt ... tat is, u will jus look at it n u bo wei kong n jus drip blood from the nose n salivas ....

Not much major event happen tis week, jus tat exam is comin n the attachement is eatin into my holiday... Jus hope tat those cb TP will post me to some office at City area or town area so i can see those beautiful OL ... wahahhaha.... If not all the class i been in, all no chio bu 1, limbei also sibei sia... At least got those Mature Ol, then can talk 2 them n they can treat me as their little bro n will sayang sayang me whenever i act poorthing ba ... wahhaha ... Kao...

N also i hope those company will pay me around 450 or 500 lar, if not how 2 survive sia ... Alway give those cb cheapo price, i think those bangala slave also earn more than us lo ...
Although they sweep floor, clean window n do all those xai Kang ( shitty work) but still earn more than Us n their pastime is go Little india, look for another ah Neh n hold each other hand, sit on the grass with some used newspaper n drink those sibei cheap n lau ya Black Cat alcohol...
i think they 1 week only spend abt 20 bucks only lo, cos the Black cat sibei knnbccb ver hard to drink lo .. wonder how they can swallow those long kang gui ( drainage water)...
Kao, so i think attachement should give us like 600 or 700 lar, cos city n town area, the livin stardard sibei ex lo.... u buy 1 nasi lemak is abt 3bucks sia ... knn sia ....
Anyway i will pray damn hard lar ....

Anyway the Hasbro kids' n dan is celebrating their b.day on, 31, 1 n 2 .... wah ... Xiong sia ... Pocket already got 1 big hole liao, now when i see their b.day all 1 line on my calendar, like the tic tac toe lar ( X X X ) ....
Anyway we gd gd friend lar ... so fuck care abt money or the tuo kang in my pocket lar .... Mus do a big big celebration n FUN also lar ... Hell yeah ....

Monday Blues..... My Lan lar ....

2005-08-22T23:05:00.000-07:00

Monday .... Tis week is the last weeks for all tutorial ... So most prob all those Lan Jiao tutors r goin 2 release our course work grades lar ...
Which i think is the best week lar, cos first dun have 2 see all those tutors, n i can sleep at home instead of sleepin in class with those fuckin Hard Table n chair, sleep liao also Pek chek sia .... CB, jus hope they could give us chair with cushion...
Then also no need to see those Ccb Victoria.S's ppl in my class lar .... All bunch of fuckers lar ...
Fuck up attitude sia... Think so highly of themselve for wat sia ... Got money, got class so wat sia... Go army also let ppl Kan ka cheng or they ask them go Kan ti too ( fuck spider)

Anyway i still can't wake up at 7 lar ... woke up at 8, then i said ' knn, late late liao ... but fuck care lar ... Is tat cheebye Lao kao kao SIT tutor... So i slowly take my time lo ...
On my way down i saw weimin's bro, n then i chat with him, he jus finished his Uni n jus found a job with startin salary of 2500k lar .... Not bad for times like tis ba .... Anyway i chat with him till 8.30 sia ... Die liao lar ... tis time really late like fuck sia ....

Anyway i run to the bus stop n buoy for chio bu but bo leh .... Sian lar... ANyway bus come liao so i jus board tat bus lar ... Nothin much happened in the bus lar... So i start to tink of some rubbish lar .... abt the national rally, wat tat LHL said lo .... KNN sia, change ITE, change the baby bonus so tat those go poly also can use, CB y wait till now then said ... SIbei tu lan when i heard tat yesterday sia, n he said tat he goin 2 improve the Poly n have some interlink with some foreign Uni... when i heard tis, i more du lan n pei chek lar... Y wait till i goin grad then u announce .... CB, then wat abt us, Those still in poly 1 ... N then i wonder, since he mention so many thing abt long term things, is he goin 2 mention anything abt short term goal... Which is like the reduction of Busfare for poly students ... NONE, he nver said tat ... CB sia .... said so many thing but never mention tis ... Y sia ... KNN sia ... i nearly Kan pia ( knock head against wall) .... But not worth it lar.. since i take mrt also free 1 ... wahahahahha

ANyway i change bus around Kaki bukit there ... Jus after 2 mins i board the bus, danny called me.....
Me' Hello, sibei tai cheee'
Danny' where u now sia ... today no lessson, tat tutor cancel the tutorial'
Me' wah' cb sia, i wake up so early for tis n now u tell me no lesson...'knn lar, where u now, i on my way 2 sch, might as well eat breakfast over there'
Danny' okok .... u come lar, i wait for u '

Now i kan pei chek n too lan sia .... Tis SIT tutor is jus like Zoe tay performin for NKF sia .... First he dun tell us anything for the projects, then he wait till last 2 weeks n tell us we had side track n then he always show us stunt ....
Cheebye kia, he so old liao still like to show us Stunt ... even better than Zoe tay lo, cos if Zoe tay's stunt not nice then no ppl call so nvm lar ... But tat SIT Tutor's stunt, even if not nice we also can't said anything lar ... mus still clap our hands n pua ka siao lar ( act act) n said his stunt sibei Ho kua n ask him 2 act again ma ... CB can't b we jus walk out rite, wait he fail us, then our lam Pa tuo Kuay Tao lo ... ( balls bigger than our head)...

Anyway i chap xiao lar ... n jus have breakfast in sch n then go home

Bo liao Sch

2005-08-19T02:39:00.000-07:00

Did nothin 2day in sch ... Sch ended early ... crap crap around in the tasteless canteen ....
Do any of u ppl know tat TP got 7 canteens n although the sch is so fuckin small but i got lot of canteen compare to the other poly...
The cB tp principle also got no brain 1 lar, tat cb kia jus dun understand y he dun put fast food chain like the other poly .... If TP got Mac or KFC none of us will eat the knnbcb western food ...
Although is nice lar but if let u eat for 2 years .. I think u will kbkb like siao liao ... N tat area, the food taste like fuck lar...
Jus like, if u see tis chio bu with big neh neh n nice booty for 2 years everyday ... i comfim lar, after 1 year plus, u will tink tat she some mother fuckin Pig lar.... No matter how firm her neh neh is, i think u will jus imagine her neh neh to b damn shag lo ... Tis is how i feel abt the western food now.... Nice but is damn shaggy to me liao ... damn borin lar ... Hope tat Cb principle will wake up .... Kang our money on sch fee dunno wat fuck sia.... jus hope he have some nice fast food lar... tat cb neow chee TP principle...

Anyway, i reached home i jus watched anime then sleep...
Then tat cB Lu n Kun called me out ... when i meet them they KBKB tat i purposely dun wanna meet them for the malaysia trip .... Kao ... Limbei also wanna go lo ... Jus tat i 4get chop the passport ma .... Aiya ... fuck it lar ... dun care liao

Anyway i read on the newspaper tat the principle of Victoria School goin to Co-ed jus for some stupid reasons, anyway tis is not my main concern lar ...
I dun give a shit if tat ah gua, so called high end, hao lian, VS goin to Coed ... My class got a couple of VS pple lar, n they r jus a bunch of fuckers sia... Can't stand them sia, they got tis let ppl see liao then can't stand their Kan ni na bei si lan Pai kwang ( cheebye attitude)...
Think they some big shoot lar ... always make decision without lettin us know....
Oi ... fuck u all lar... If possible u all can Kan each other ass lar... Cb sia ... So yaya papaya... Kan lar
anyway if s'pore is goin to have a new holiday or have a new annual event then i will notice lar...
the newspaper publish tis type of Shit .... Who care ... The prinicple wanna change jus change lar ... cb sia ... announce for wat sia ....
And also she wanna change the sch song also ... cos she tink is kinda sexist for VJC ....
change lar ... wat for announce to the newspaper ... waste my bloodytime readin tat pages ...
The principle also so on sia, make so many consideration into so many rubbish .... Ppl jus sing tat cb sch song for tat 2 years n Chao liao lar ... who care if tat sentence contain,' boys ' or wat lar ...
not say it contain the words ' Lan chew' lo .... like tat then i tink is sexist lar ...
but jus fuck it lar ... u think the students will sing the sch song while bathing meh ..
Mai lai lar .... Siao lo ....
Anyway those ppl in VS or those VJC r fuck 1 lar ... think they go gd gd sch can hao lian meh ...
Oi, suck cock lar .... I think those boys iN VS damn borin lar, then they like to stand in 1 line n play too too train .... wahahhah
I think if VS go co-ed ... who know those boys might wear skirt to sch lar ... waahhahah
n mayb they might lift their own skirt n check wat up there sia .... hwahhahahwa
waste time lar ....

Song lar

2005-08-17T17:43:00.000-07:00

Yesterday tue, was the best Tue i every experience ... Done with the Interview n also Presentation .... Wahahhaha everything no more liao lar, dun have to see all those Poker face tutors,
especially tat Nb chow kwan SIT tutor, tat cb poker face like to sing Chinese Opera 1 lar, every lesson can Sing for straight 2hrs ... N he like to kb at u back whenever u ans his Q... Sometime i dun understand y he can act till so cB sia ... But now we can song song liao lar...

I ended my day with presentation for SS n gave him a poster i did for tat Projects .... Tat ss tutor, Seah, he also ver KB but he kind lar, he always said tat we can't tackle him cos he run ver fast, i think he like to Blow cow Skin lar, everytime talk big... If s'pore go on war, the gahmens can ask him to face tat country n ask Seah to start boasting lar... His mouth really can put bomb lo...

Anyway had regular tue soccer in sch ... Abit borin lar .... Reached home sibei shag liao, then still mus go buy AAA batts for my stupid optical mouse ...

Mornin go cut my hair, decided to change my usual hairstyle.... Since tat dan n clarence also cut short their cb hair, of cos i mus support them also rite ... So i cut short also lar ...

But i think like shit lar... Dun care lar, Limbei still ver shag from all the projects lar .... Need to rest for few more day can liao lar.... Sian

Done... Liao liao

2005-08-12T23:24:00.000-07:00

Finished all my projects yesterdaY
Bloody SIT ( stupid Idiotic Tutor), change the proposal format...
Come to think of it, i think tat fucker a bit the Ban Tai 1, always change tis n tat, then he hide 1 corner n a'm chio ( grin ) at us while we suffer ...
anyway submit everything liao .... Can relaz at last liao lo ... Siong Siong sia

A friendster testimonial for a Dead friend

2005-08-04T02:28:00.000-07:00

I dun have any intention 2 blog today as i think it is a waste of my freakin time...
I wanted to blog abt the stupid Borin but somehow interestin Knnb bo lao Class conflict, durin the weekend.
Jus finished writtin a testimoial. The hardest testimonial i ever write ...
Mayb y i blog now is bcos of my bloody itchy finger lar, go into friendster n look at my friend's account in the mornin .... I wanted to leave him a testimonial but it is the hardest 1 i'll write... Cos normally when i write a testi for my friend, it will b
'hey, fuck u bastard or Knn tis is a testi from me, fuck it'
But y i said tis is the hardest testimonial i goin 2 write, is bcos he was my best friend but the main reason was he dead, for few months
Out of respect for my dude i mus think wat i have to write
15 hr later i wrote him 1
1000 words is the limit but somehow it not enough to me.
Although he dead but writtin to him is still hard to accept, tat y i took so long to write to him
i wrote tis for closing, ' under any situation whereby i could go back to the past again, i'm willing to go through everything again. I have no regret in this friendship
i'm sorry my friend.'
Although i have no regret in bcomin his friend but the only regret is i never contact him after pri sch, although i tried to get news abt him whenever it's possible...
'I'm sorry my friend', i know tat he not able to read it but somehow i feel there is a need to write tat down

Projects n T Poly

2005-08-03T00:08:00.000-07:00

Went to sch n jus discovered tat all my fuckin projects are due next week...
N for ur information i have to redo 1 of my project jus bcos he think tat we have sidetrack.... Fuck U .... Knnbccb, fuckin shit head.... u have food n food inside ur brain.... Jus stuff some foods or s'pore cultural food, Durian inside ur fuckin arse lar .... cb, kb so much ...
Y dun u jus fuck my ideas in the first place instead of beatin around the fuckin CB bush.... Mus wait till 2 weeks b4 the submission date then u come fuck me outside down .... Fuck ur mama lar
But the main shit i facin is all the projects r due next week when i jus received my results last week....
Tat some gd shit, u bloody T.poly .... Knn, u wan to cut short our CB holiday already like some motherfucker liao, now our bloody sch term is gettin shorter n shorter, fuck lar....
CB, Kang so much of our sch fee liao, now u wanna Kang my sch term.... Fuck u ....
U think we r some GOD mode shit, HEY, FUCK U LAR... How to complete all these fuckin shit within the timeline u gave us, KNN
Fuck ur bloody Dog lar
The moment u give us 5 projects n the next moment u expect us to finish it b4 u finish fuckin ur Dog... Hey, take ur time lar ....
Considerin the fact u cut my holiday is already something bad liao... Now i can't even do a straight decent fuckin piece of Shity project u give us...
At last sem the term is short but still can do something decent lo.... n Still can get a B
Now i feel like a shithead jus bcos u decided to Kang our fuckin money n our sch term ....
U r worst then someone who steal from the MAMA shop lar ... CB....
Oiii .... T.poly, i tell u tis lar, u can jolly well fuck ur Dog in ur fuckin Big office n also ur MAMA at home....
While we try to digest the shit u taught us n at the sametime spit it out
KNNBCCB

Blog Blog Blog Blog ????

2005-08-01T21:47:00.000-07:00

Read a article on Sunday abt some Blog ... Apparently the editor kb tat most s'porean Blogger r not into solvin problems or care abt the society, compare to the US blogger ....
Anyway i tink tat the editor eat liao nothin 2 do sia, or rather ki siao lo ....
He/she wan us to write something on the Gahmen ?
ki siao lo .... write anything tat make the Gahmen du lan n he goin 2 get Sue the shit out of us sia or bcome some Jailbird.... Mai lai lo, wait like tat TT.D****i, knn sue till have to feed himself liao ....
Anyway over here, wanna says anything or do anything mus think first lo ... if not u kana fined le, since dunno when got the Cb shirt tat said tat Spore is a FINE CITY sia ....
Anyway i also dun care lar....
if tat ccb super 'eng' editor so got chee, ask him go start n blog n start writting a blog on the Gahmens lar ...
If nothin happen to him, i stand up n say tat editor sibei Xa Ki sia ....
Sometime editor jus write wat they wan, they touch up on their language but not on the content lar, got guts to write on Blogger y dun write something on the Gahmens ..... KNN

Phobia

2005-07-30T22:21:00.000-07:00

The other time i mention abt club Momo rite.... Fuck it lar ... My friend drop the fuckin idea....
Still thought i can go there n see girl girl lo n look around like some freakin shithead...
Fuck it ...
Anyway attended bert's b.day yesterday ... Freakin borin, no girls, no party, no music, Nothin ... Jus humans ... fuck lar ....
Later in the nite then the knnb Kun arrived... Tat fuckin Cb so late then come, anyway the whole conversation we had all nite was,
"fuck u lar' ' u wanna fight u fucker' ' u wanna try my special move'' tis is some gd shit''yeah tis is some gd shit' ' stop the fuckin shit thing u shit head'
everything we said either contained' fuck or shit'
Anyway they were talkin abt their Uni orientation n some said fun some said boring....
fuck lar ... so boring... but i none of us get drunk tat day ....
KNN sia i dare not to drink after wat i suffered the other time from UNCLE JOHNNY N UNCLE VOLKA .... Nina be, Uncle johnny walker n Uncle Volka .... FUCK U
understand anot FUCK U
Bcos of both of u, i dare not to touch Uncle GIN ....
Next time Limba mus brin some tea bfore touchin those Uncle

Bitchy cheerleadin

2005-07-26T23:56:00.000-07:00

knnbccb .... Fuck lar ... i was typin out my blog jus now, then i accidently click something n the whole things i wrote r gone .... Fuckin Gone.... Wasted... Got it !!!! wasted.... Damn, i'm fucked by a click... Kan
Anyway jus now i wrote abt how my marketin Tutor Mr seah, like to play mind games with Us n how he enjoy torturin us n will hide one corner n laugh after he made some of us cry...
Then i wrote abt how i played soccer with john n gang with tis group of Kia to n 7 - 0 zia ( malay n indian) ... Then john's friend jeff, kam solo n lack of stamia ...
tHen when i wrote abt goin back to the stadium n saw tis bunch of athlete girls sibei sporty n chio, my type 1 ... sibei sporty sibei the sunny 1 lar ... tat when i accidently click on something n everything is gone ... Cb... anyway they sibei chio lo n i kinda motivated to join them sia..
Then i turn around saw tis bunch of cheerleadin girls, they wear the shorts like hotpant like tat, then their shirt sibei short also sia... Knn shorts where till so short n shirt also .... wear till like tat might as well dun wear lo ... Then i see liao also can't stand them lar ...
Anyway all of them look sibei bitchy sia ... those like of look whereby u see liao u feel motivated to play them lar...
anyway they were jumpin here n there, makin almost everything bounce sia ... wah... they jus can't keep still 1 ... Cb i see till i can't take it liao, then i look away n continue lookin at the other better displine or u guys call kuai Girl lar ...
Aiya ... then i jus fuck off n go for my dinner with john, n over the table we were talkin abt some club thing lar .... which i always find it fuckin stupid n waste of time lar ...
But then i noticed tat i no time liao lo, if wanna play mus Pia till i song song ka jurong lo....
So i decided to join the sport club, is stupid but chap xia lar .... mus enjoy b4 my time run out lo ....
Anyway Thur goin club momo for free lar... Tis friend booked 2 fuckin tables infront of the stages.... wahahaha, hope tat i will kang free handphone or wallet when those bitch n idiots shakes their booty till their shits drop they also duno ... hope they dance till they drop lar ... wahwhahaha...
anway fri got sch but the chap xia lar .... Sch only ma ...
Mayb will update on Club momo ....

A trip 2 orchard

2005-07-25T00:41:00.000-07:00

At last i got my 1st camera phone ... k700i... yaya i know it a old model but then it cheap, got camera n video n most important got bluetooth... The reason y i mus have a bluetooth for my phone:
1. no need to MMS to clarence they all for watever photos or funny video we goin to take
2. Save my money on MMS
3. It free.... no need money
4.All of us got Bluetooth in our phone so we can sent watever we wan for FREE
Anyway when i got tis phone from Toa Payoh, i was fuckin piss ... Few days ago went i saw an ad on the newspaper tat stated tat the phone is sellin for 198bucks.
When i went there, a lady served me lar, she dun look chio n she those kind ah lian ah lian type lar.... she tok like ah lian, dress like 1 also lar but i dun care lar, cos i jus wan the freakin phone lar.
Anyway i jus asked her how much is the phone lo n she said 198 bucks....
N i said ok cos i dun wan 2 waste too much time lookin at tat LIAN Lo ... n when i was abt to close the deal with her...
she asked me' y u wan tis phone ha ? tis phone ver laggy 1 leh n is old'
i wanted to tell her,' kb lar, i wan to buy wat i like lar.... knnbccb asked so much for wat, i buy or u buy? ' if wanan ask me buy something more ex u pay lar, cb ask so much, wan to ask for the name of my ah ma anot, kb''
the next thing she took out is a k700i n some papers lo.... which i know i not something gd
then she said' look at tis phone, the person charge the phone till it explode' then after tat she kbkb abt some package stuff for Hp lar, which is fuckin irritating .
anyway when she told me abt the ' exploded hp', i wanted to tell her tat ' i not fuckin stupid to believe tat the phone will explode, cheebye, u believe i report u to CASE now for givin wrong infomation n also cheating, na bei, cheat me wait i put tat fuckin phone inside ur cb n charge it till it explode inside U n let u song lar, if u know wat i mean'
anyway the cheapest package is 300... Fuck u lar lian, wanna cheat my money till like tat meh....
300 bucks is enough me to get a better phone n i can go for massage lo.... CB lian
anyway i waited for her to said watever she wan. then i jus leave tat fuckin shop... Knn sia ... spoilt my mood for the day
So i process to the next shop, n asked ' how much is ur k7ooi n do i mus i get any package'
tis time the lady ver chio, ver cute n also friendly... my type ... but too bad lar... tat fuckin Lian destroy my mood for the day...
So i jus take my phone n stuff lo... n she help me here n there lar .... sibei cute sia ....
Anyway tat how i get my phone...
So i wanna thanks the cute n chio girl for gettin me the phone n to the ah lian ... FUCK U LAR KNN HOPE UR SHOP KANA COMPLAIN SIA ... N ALSO NEXT TIME WANNA CHEAT PPL PLEASE STUDY UR FUCKIN SCIENCE LAR .... THINK ALL PPL LIKE U MEH, NEVER STUDY THEN GO SELL HP N CHEAP PPL MONEY
FUCK ALL OF U IN THE SHOP LAR .... CB KIA
Anyway today sunday .... Went to orchard for dinner n walk walk ... but walk walk is jus a excuse lar ... all of them wan to look at Tits ( ne ne ) mus b they stay inside camp got no girls... everyday look at guys n also Nu- kui ( female ghost)

No way

2005-07-19T22:42:00.000-07:00

There i'm enjoyin my beauty sleep, skies was clear, weather was nice n i thought tat everything will turn up nice too in sch BUT who know today knnbccb.... The tutor screwed us again ...
wat the fuck, i thought yesterday let tutor kan like siao liao n i will have a nice TUE but the fuckin tutor kan us like siao again ... Wat the hell ... Now i'm really du lan n is sibei DU LAN Lo ....
Now mus really pray pray tat 2morrow will not get Kan but tis friendly tutor

Black monday

2005-07-19T00:07:00.000-07:00

Right in the mornin when i was on my way to the bus... Got a few ppl make me ver the dulan sia.
Bus already so packed liao, then when ppl get off their seat to Luo kia some ppl jus dunno how to take the seat instead jus stand there like some fuckin idiot like tat ... dunno wat up with them sia .... got seat for them dun wan, then the rest of us mus stand like siao lo ... Knn lo .... got seat jus sit lar ... like their arse got gold like tat ... sit on other pple seat will melt their arse lo ...
if is jus 1 occasion nvm lar ... but knn tat mornin got 3 diff occasion 3 diff ppl do tis stunt lo .... wanna do stunt go outside do lar, cb lo .... do in the bus ... ppl stand see liao also dulan lar ...
Still thought when i reach class i can sleep lo ... Who knows tat Tutor ki siao n started scoldin us at 9.15 am sia ... fuck lo ... like my parent paid money for me to go sch n kana scoldin by him ...
Anyway i think, mus b last nite his wife dun wan to share bed with him n force him 2 sleep outside ... Then he damn dulan n kan us for his first lesson
Anyway throughout the whole lecture he was scoldin us .... CCB ... can't stand him ....
moreover there double meanin in his sentences ... bloody bastard .... wanna scold us jus scold us straight lar ... Knn, wanna act class n scold us so indirectly
Anyway before he let us go for the class he said ' got any last words to said '
i wanna said' yeah, jus 2 words for u , Fuck u lar '
early mornin let u kan liao .... spoilt my day ....
hope 2morrow better

Lost like shit

2005-07-17T22:52:00.000-07:00

Majong session in the afternoon ???
Tat was wat i did today ... N i paid a freakin expensive price for it ...
How the whole thing begin .... I received a call from Ah song askin me to go over to kun's hse right away to start the game .... N ok, tis is cool ... Mahjong in the afternoon ...
Durin the games .... right at the first few games i lost like some crazy mad arse ....
ok ... then right after losin like some mad idiot, i finally won A game ... JUS A FREAKIN GAME
N after tat my titles r gettin better ... n i even have 3 ' Fa' Titles in the beginnin n u know wat .... I can't even get to ' Kan ' tat fuckin titles for a freakin 3 games .... So i come to a conclusion tat tis ' fa' is a freakin fuckin unlucky titles for me ... but nvm tat not the worsts part .... there 2 occasion whereby i was waitin for my winnin titles right at the beginnin .... N i can't even call out ' Hu ' .. ... sibei tulan lo ....
N the other 3 player r laughin at me .... i go 'kuku' tat i can't even remember the name of my Lau pa n lao bu lo .... wat the hell sia ... Anyway after tat contine to lost like mad ....
It the end i feed everyone with money ... KNN ... n they r laughin at me .... Kan
N i even hit the house record ..... Of losing the most money ... Kan... wat kind of record is tat ....

Daily routine

2005-07-16T15:28:00.000-07:00

The things i do everyday without fail, Startin from the moment i wake up.

Progress of wakin up in the mornin

Look for the remote control to my radio n shut my radio/alarm clock down ... ( i activate the vol to the Max as it almost impossible for me to wake up in the mornin )

Switch off the radio, sit up then i will go back to sleep again even if i runnin late for the day.

Wake up, thinkin tat i jus sleep for 5 mins only but i sleep for more than 40 mins - 1hr ....

I'll curse myself *&(**)(*)(_((*)(_() ...

How i start my day
Drag myself to the kitchen, lookin for the coffee flask then shake it n pour into my favourite coffee cup.
Take my time to brush my teeth
Take my cup into my room, sit on my only chair n switch on the radio to 95FM
Laugh at some of the lame commets or jokes Glenn n FDM makes
Bathe within 5 mins b4 i realise i'm late for sch
Gulp my hot coffee down my throat
Run to the bus stop

When i'm in the bus
Take out my Ipod mini n look for a song to start my day
Look out of the window n begin to think abt stuffs from Projects works - anything trash

To sch
Drag myself up the overhead bridge
search my timetable n look for my class
The moment i step into the class. Look for a table n sleep
Wake up when the tutor allow us to leave.
Call Johnathan n said ' where the hell r u/ where r u ?
Normally i'll meet him n go for our lunch n crap around

Back home
Throw my bag on the bed
Switch on my PC n check to see if there any new Anime to dl
Watch Kids central or channel newsasia
5.30 - Dragonball Z cartoon
Normally at 6, my friends will call me for bball
Read some of the books i borrow from the library
Do some sketches when i have the mood
Chat on msn n do my reseach for my project

Before i sleep
Play yahoo pool with clarence n we will chat abt our sch n stuff ( tis is a mus)
Switch on the TV . Lot of nice show on channel 5 after 11am ( not alway)
Normally i will watch Tv till 2am cos tat the time Scrubs will be showin
Go to dreamland

N repeat the damn process

Issues

2005-07-14T23:44:00.000-07:00

Is it important to wield power or influences over a company or organization when nothin is done to improve the situation at all ???
Whatever the situation, it a controversy n sensitive issues .... Over the past few days, President Arroyo was asked to step down by majority of the countymen .... Sometime i really wonder what the point of holdin on to great power n responsibility when nothin is done to improve the situation. If he/she had done a great job for the country y there are so many people askin or rather forcing her to step down ...
Well the other situation is abt the NKF CEO, using some of the fund for his own personal gain... Although some articles wrote abt the transparency of NKF n also givin false information of the no. of patient .... tis afternoon i came across tis article wrote by one of a reader, he was rather pissed tat his uncle did not get any subsidy from the NKF after writting in to it ... Anyway many have discontinue their donation to the NKF but still i think tat they should think abt other issues ... Even if NKF might have enough fund to last them for the next 30 or 40 years or so ... Other needy ppl still need help, i mus admit tat the boards have done some stuff which damage their coporate Identity but still NKF uses tis fund to help the needy regardless of the amt they used .... The main n most important issuse is tat those needy gained from all our donation to the NKF, tat is important ... As for the board of NKF i tink the problem lies with ethics.... Should not question them anymore as the problem was kinda solved when the minister of health step in ...
Main conclusion is dun stop the donation ...

Done

2005-07-13T03:01:00.000-07:00

3am
Jus finish typin my report ...
Sold my ipod shuffle to bert of 100 instead of 150 ... well, his b.day tis month so jus sell him cheap .... do a gd deed .... expectin a chalet at the end of the month ... Guess i will b expectin lot of drunken ppl at tat day ...
i trying ways to figure out how freelance marketer works in the industy.... the faster i figure out how it work, the faster i can earn some money n start on my plans...

Mahjong

2005-07-10T23:57:00.000-07:00

Swimmin for the whole afternoon n mahjong through the nite.... Damn shag ... Somehow or rather i always do the same activities with the same person ...
Chapter Bahrin ....
Went swimmin with him n tat is our usual activity ... We chatted over there ... talkim abt wat we wanna do durin n after army n how our poly life ... Tat how it works for both of us ... Ever since both of ur retained, we have been givin each other support 1 way or another ... Although we dun know each other for long but our friendship jus happen like tat ........................................... way to go man .....
Chapter Lu, Gan, Kun ...
Mahjong n chat ... Tat is our usual activity every week ... Well well both Lu n I won alot from both of them .... N we played all the way from 2 till like 6am ... Damn shag also .... First time i play till both my arms go damn sore .... anyway we went to the kun's kitchen n we jus sat on his floor n chat ... N durin which, kun make some stupid but funny comment .... N hell ya ... we were laughin like some mad shit in the middle of 6am ... Really enjoyed tis, the way we jus sat there n chat, the feelin is ver slack n care free .... i like tat .... tat is wat i like ...

2005-07-08T16:43:00.000-07:00

Tis is nice .... How i wish i could do tis .... Guess i need to practice more of my sketches ...
The texture of the clothes n also the light blend ver nicely 2gether ....

Norhali a.k.a lele

2005-07-05T00:03:00.000-07:00

Few months ago when i attended Cindy's B.day, i knew tat he was gone in a road accident... Tat all i know, not much details was given by alex...
Today when i was studyin for my paper, cheryl msg me,' u know tat lele passed away', ' look at this, his friendster account'
i opened the link, n saw Norhali, he was one of my gd friend durin pri sch. He was holdin a cake, his engagement cake, he looked happy in tat photo... i Run through alll the photos in the friends account, he never change all these years, still look the same with his smiles, his hair style n i believe his attitude is still the same... He looked ver happy in all the photos with his friends and his wife-to-be ... There were photos of his engagement day at his house...
Seriously when i knew abt tis news months ago, i feel damn sad n down... But right now when cheryl showed me all these n lookin at all the photos n stuff, tis is something i never experience, all the sadness, all the memories i had with him .... everything .... Everything jus come n ' Crash ' into my head, damn hard, i jus sat there.... blank
I looked n read the profiles as cheryl asked me to add him... I learned tat he passed away only 5 days after his engagement with his friend .... After readin tis, i jus sat on my chair, blank ... somehow i felt furious... Y mus he meet his Maker 5 days after his engagement .... i tried to study tat day but i cant... When i was in the bus, all i could think is abt him ... The performance we did last time n everything ....
When i add him into my friendster, every part of my body jus feel so heavy. Even the click button on my mouse ...Y mus i add him after his death ... I jus can't believe it .......
Y 5 days after his engagement .... Freak u ..... Freak the hell out of u for takin his life .... Y mus u do tat to him.... Not fair at all, u bloody freak .... Fuck u ....
After learnin the truth n everything abt him after pri sch, i can feel the pain, the sadness, everything ... all the emotion... is there a reason for me to know abt all these ....
I still feel ver piss tat he have to die only 5 days after his engagement ....
Is there a God or anythin or supreme being .... If yes .... y mus u rob his life .... Y ......... fuck .... y only 5 days ....

Exam on Marketing ... tat something real Dumb

2005-07-03T00:40:00.000-07:00

ok ok ok .... everyone, listen up .... Havin a written paper for something tat is not suppose to have for a written paper ... Marketin is something based purely on projects n jus projects, nothin more than that ... Durin my 2nd year, doin a marketin paper is still acceptable as it is jus a fundamental process, whereby only theorys were tested ... But c'mon right now, 3nd year, A marketin exam ... arrr .... turn off ....
I tried to study for it, tried to understand the concept n stuffs but there is no links ... so i end up lookin at more than 1 concepts ... If tis is jus a accountin or science or anything which involves a greater understandin of the sub, it will b much easier for me ... Jus need to read, do, understand n everything will b in the brain n easy to relates to ... Damn ....
Anyway i manage to store everything inside .... but still i think they should review the system ....
Marketing should be jus a Project based modules ... Not everythin subject r suppose to have a written paper ....

' Without You' by Yoshiki

2005-07-02T11:33:00.000-07:00

Right at tis point of time, i listenin to Yoshiki's music to get myself into the mood to study for my exam later...
The time now is 11.30pm....
I rejected a regular mahjong session ... Cos i wanna study ..... tat so unlike me
My current physical status ... I guess i only 40% fit .... Guess need another 2 more months for full recovery...
Guess i will b goin to the gym n swimming pool to speed up the process ....
Goin hospital tis comin monday .....

Happy b.day

2005-07-01T04:37:00.000-07:00

Ok ok ... listen up everyone .... Happy b.day to the world oldest person of 115 years old ... Guess he/she had a hard time blowing the candles when he/she celebrated yesterday ...
Jus wanna make some confession today ... Sorry to my group members if i appear too aggressive n turnin down of ideas, guess i only realised the damages i did 2day... Althought i'm too driven by work tis sem, i mus consider the feelin of my group members, like wat i always do last sem.
So wat the conclussion ... I decided to watch action durin projects meeting ....
As for now .... it time to Mug .... Mayb goin 2 have prata session with them 2morrow, it a long time since we had a prata session ...

NEWS

2005-06-30T08:53:00.000-07:00

Guess wat ... i appeared in the NEWS again .... Tis is the 3 times for the past 3 months ... Well i guess whenever the news is reporting on the Bus fares, it will reused it over n over again ... Oh well, guess i need to get used to tis fame thing

arrrrrrr

2005-06-29T21:55:00.000-07:00

Apparently after yesterday soccer session, i injured my ankle again ....
Well well ... Next week is term test, need to study hard for the first time

next please

2005-06-22T23:28:00.000-07:00

Still havin tis problem of comin out with a catchy theme for my event ...
Yesterday nite, jasmine was complanin abt shuwen' attitude, well i totally agreed with her but jus tat i hope jasmine will handle watever goin 2 happen in the future carefully and also read into watever situation we are facing.
Choose marketing for mY SIP jus hope tat i make the right decision
Got screw up jus now when i tried to sell my hp to those dealer .... Those dealer r, ready made sucker, damn they could suck us till we got damn dry .... arrrrrrr ... Mus get a Hp asap
Oh ... Jus hope tat u all can help me come out with a catchy theme for my event...
I doin tis major tourist event which will have 2 different eras at the place ...

Gross

2005-06-21T22:58:00.000-07:00

Around 1am last nite on channel 8 there tis lame Vampire show, anyway i watched it anyway but never finished watchin it cos i watched tat show on the cinema b4 ... Slept around 3am
When i woke up around 9am 2day, i got tis freakin headache ... Anyway when i was in the bus, b4 i could even sit down, there is creepy stuff crawlin on my skin, it damn gross. At first thought, it might b a spider so i press it n to my Bloody horror, it a damn roach ... Arrr ... Freakin hell, the mornin surprise is suppose to b some babe sittin bside me instead of a roach crawlin on me ...
Well durin project group meeting, i had a agurment with 2 of my team mates...
For the past sem i have compromise to their demand n also having my ideas turn down by them over n over again. All these seem ok to me ...
Jus tat 2day, their so called proposal seem so mild to me ... I can't predict or see any strength in their work... N worst of all, both of them dun even know wat kind of event they goin 2 do, All they gave is fact, which everyone can do ... But to b convincing at least show me some events tat they r goin 2 generate from their facts ...
Anyway something worst happen after tat .... feel damn sian also ....
Normally i will not bother to fight for my ideas but for the goal of pushing my GPA to 3.0.
Anyway i tried to make thing nice after tat by tellin her some lame joke, at least i tried ...
Oh ... recently abt tis 'clan problem' i asked the class if they wan to play badminton on fri, i kinda anticipate wat goin 2 happpen on tat day ... Jus hope i will prove myself wrong

Another sleepless Night

2005-06-20T22:58:00.000-07:00

Dunno for wat reasons, i jus can't sleep over the past few days.... Been sleeping at times like 3am or 4am ... Jus last night, i slept only around at 5am n i can't wake up for my mornin lesson at 9am .... Arr.... wat is happening to me ...
Meet alex chang for breakfast ... Tat the first time in 2 years we meet up for a meal in sch ... Cool ....
Lunch was right after lecture, then again the same topic arise ... well i shall call tis problem, ' the clan problem' from now on... Mus easily for all of u to understand.
Apparently danny's group still got some problem with the groupin thing n r still makin some noise abt it .... ARRRRR ... wat the hell with it ... Boring n sucky
Damn sian ....
What next ....

Miracle

2005-06-18T10:08:00.000-07:00

For the past week i have been lookin for Da vinci Code
N i found it at last ... At ah kun's hse ... Tat the last place i would expect to see a book like tat on his table ... A real miracle ....
Anyway i did my SIT proposal 2day ... N i read some Documents done by my group members...
Somehow when i read their proposal it was something very boring, not interesting at all... Everything is from the net nothin new... Except from one...
If it mean to b a proposal then i would rather see some ideas then some information abt things which i already know ... Somehow tis group i'm in, they r not using the left side of their brain at all ... They are always doing thing ver safe or rather they are confine in their own small world...
Tat the reason i wanted to leave this group .... I wan a group who can see thing 10 steps ahead n then able to plan step by step .. Tis is way to boring ....
Anyway i change my Blogskin ... N i think is kinda sissy .... i goin to change it once i finish my sketch ....

Mine mine

2005-06-16T20:53:00.000-07:00

Madagascar.... Is a bloody lame n funny movie ... With all the cranky animals goin wild ...
Anyway nothin interestin happened today ...
Played bball with danny n his friends ... B4 i played with them, i thought tat Danny's friend would b damn pro but then i was wrong abt it ... Kinda boring playin with them ...
Jus found out tat Tiger Wood is back at no.1 spot again .... hey dude ... The tiger is back but it appear tat after 10 years he still the only Black in the golf world... Tat kinda lonely
Hey hey ... I guess i dun have to introduce christina Aguilera to everyone ... I kinda like some of her musics
I was shock .... ver shock to read a newspaper report ... Apparently her songs r useful in another way ...
They USED IT TO INTERROGATE TERRORIST SUSPECT ..... When the suspect fall asleep, they play Christina Aguilera's songs to kept him awake...
it a wonder how they decide on the artist to useD ???

Hasbro

2005-06-15T21:09:00.000-07:00

Meet the hasbro's ...
Skip sch Jus to enjoy with then
Fun with hasbro's ....
Failed my BTT again
Rush it n then to sch
Saw Alicia , walked pass her
Went to sch
They scolded me cos i never play soccer yesterday
Went marine square for project
Finished everything at 7pm
Reach home, i received tis letter to ask me 2 donate my organ if i DIE .....
Jus discover tat my ankle have not recover fully ... Still hurt if i run

Simple plan

2005-06-13T23:50:00.000-07:00

Everything turned up fine tis mornin in sch ... No problem with tis n tat, only tat the tutor used up 40mins jus on 1 simple n straight forward question. Wat a way to kill time ... After lesson, john, Danny n me went for lunch, guess tis the first time we had lunch 2gether ...
Havin soccer 2morrow with my some ppl from my class n also from Johnathan ... Jus hope tat next time we can have badminton so the girls can play also
Anyway my ankle i recovin ver soon ... Not havin any trouble with it
Found tis song by simple plan ' Untitled ' ... Ver nice ... ver ' simple plan' style
Went to the library n helped a'in to seach for tis author ' Hopper ' but can't find ... too bad ...
Anyway same, as usual ... Clarence, dan n me ... Stayed there from 5 till 7 plus near 8 doin my research while clarence is doin his F math
Anyway we dun have much cash with us n we faced a dilemma.... Either we eat ice kajang or eat Hokkien mee.. In the end we chose ice kajang ... What can i said ???? tat how we usually end our day ... With a ice kajang on the table n 3 of us will start to engrave our master piece on it ... Normally the ice kajang will fall then we jus chat n have some lame joke b4 headin home ...
Anyway 2morrow might b a hectic day for me ... Goin 2 meet A'in they all ... at last ... then mayb i need to head back 2 sch for soccer or tutorial b4 goin 2 sch
lookin forward 2morrow ....

B.day

2005-06-12T17:50:00.000-07:00

Oh... i guess i forget to mention tat i was goin 2 Benson's B.day chalet
Well is jus another typical b.day chalet, whereby everyone will have fun first, sing b.day songs, BBQ, eat n get freakin drunk n the highlight of it .... Everyone puke
Ok ok ..... On the same day... which is on sat... There were 2 b.day chalet ... So most of us have to move up n down at both sides...
At 10pm... i went over to benson's chalet ... went upstair whereby the party jus started...
We r waitin for the mixer for all the alcohol ... Damn .... 5 bottles.... 1 johnny walker 3 absolute Volka
Yeow kwang is a crazy bastard ... He wanted to kill all of us ... N i really mean kill... Jus 7 of us finishin a bottle of 1li of Johnny walker is less than 20mins... tat kill.... Mos of us can't take it n we run away to the other chalet
Over there they had a bottle of Rashberry Volka n we r allowed to finished 3/4 of it... N we really did!!!! arrr ... tat my limit ... then i escaped n went upstair with Lu
Over there i meet Anna... Never talk 2 her durin my sec sch life b4 ... But yesterday i jus found out tat she was from TP also .. N we jus talked abt some stuff
Anyway Lu was damn drunk... N i was also ver tired from all the drinkin, too bad i can't sleep as i need to wake Lu cos he need to report back to his camp ....
Anyway i went back to Benson's chalet... N found out tat everyone was dead drunk .... Edmund was pukin .... Everyone was dead ... only Yeow kwang still standin.. The moment he saw me, he asked me to drink with him again.... Hell no i will agree to tat ....
Anyway i still sufferin from Hang over ....
Everyone so dead....
Everyone drunk
B.day chalet = drunk, hangover, crazy ppl

Hey hey

2005-06-10T04:48:00.000-07:00

Guess wat ... I finish readin a novel is jus 4 days ... ANGELS & DEMONS
This book is interesting n filled with suspend... There lot of twist n turn in the plot...
Well i was attracted to tis books n read n read n read n read n read ...
Well i never concentrate b4 but tis time i manage to concentrate n finish readin within a few day...
Goin for chalet now

First time

2005-06-09T00:10:00.000-07:00

The moment i wake up tis morning... i saw my mom n she said ' hey, today is my b.day'
Me,' wan me 2 get any present for u,eg, like a cake or something' . I was thinkin of gettin her a chocolate cake since she likes chocolate so much.. But then the main point is tat, i did not held my responsibility as a son to celebrate her b.day b4.... So at least now, i know her b.day i mus at least do something for her.
Me,' ok then we dun celebrate then'
Mom,' Dun get me anything,k' ( well i guess she was hoppin for something)
Me,' k, mom. I will not'
Preparin for sch,' Mom i goin 2 sch,k'
Mom,' come back early'
As i was headin to the bus stop, i was thinkin of gettin her a chocolate cake or bring her out...
Took my hp out n msg my bro, something i never do b4.
Me' hey, 2day is mom's bday, i was thinkin of gettin something for her. Wat do u think ?
Bro' ok, i fine with anything, jus let me know wat u wanna do'
Me,' I was thinkin of gettin her a cake. Chocolate cake'
Bro,' Let me know the price n we share. Or u wanna bring her out 2 eat? '
I was thinkin abt the idea of bringing her out for a meal. As i remember she wanted to go to a Japanese restaurant but my dad chicken out as he is shy....
2nd, i remember tat my mom was hoppin tat my bro could bring her out 2 eat....
Me,' I think we bring her out n eat, i let dad know'
Bro' ok'
I brough my parent to the restaurant while my bro went there straight after work...
I guess the last time we came out as a family was like a decade ago...
Anyway i hope tat tis way, my parent will change the impression abt my bro for beening a useless son, who care abt himself... I hate it when they think tat of my bro
Mom had a nice chat with bro... N i was there listenin to the conversation without sayin much infront of my bro...
Guess mom is happy with the whole idea, tat bro had finally bring them out for a meal
After the whole meal, bro went for his GYM n i asked my dad to bring mom around n i go ah kun's hse to slack ....
I dunno if i will have the chance to celebrate my mom b.day again

Mus do mus do

2005-06-07T23:44:00.000-07:00

Mus Push GPA to 3.0 plus plus
Mus retrain again to go back Bishan
Mus prevent my body from suffering injury again
I mus do all these
Pushin my Gpa is not much problem. All i need to do is to study, which i did not do durin my poly life
Preventin my body from injury can b easy also ... Jus need to be real careful
But to retrain my body for bishan is the hardest ... I need to think n think n think b4 i know how to improve ....
Tat is wat i need to do

Library

2005-06-05T01:26:00.000-07:00

We have been goin to the library more than other months ...
Guess Clarence n Dan need 2 finish all their holiday hw....
There nothin i can do at the library, tried to looked around for my research material but there nothin related to it ...
Anyway i killed a FLY, smached it onto the wall ... I was amazed, its like, how many ppl can kill a fly in their life time .... Fly jus fly away even b4 we can reach them ...
Anyway we had our lunch .... A duck
N Pool for almost 3hr ...
tat is how we spent our sat

Everything fine ?

2005-06-02T22:18:00.000-07:00

Had my first project meetin with John, danny n the rest ....
It kinda fun workin with them n i hope tis will stay on N jus hope tat the class will not have any more problem ...
Went for my lecture n johnathan knew abt wat happened 2 my class .... Guess wat, his class also happened the samething as mine ...
Both of us shared the same view tat wat tis agrument lead to tis plain stupidity n lack of far sight
Can't be bother abt it ...

Freakin class

2005-06-02T01:48:00.000-07:00

Conflict i mus said ... It SUCK ... If i dun consider other factors in the years to come i should jus go n study DESIGN instead of Biz ...
Fuckin bastard i mus said, selfish n celf-centered ... Always give themselves those fuckin high rating ...
I never go to sch 2day ... Feel sucky abt the whole idea of it

Sch sux

2005-05-31T21:10:00.000-07:00

Everything begin fine in sch, i was expectin the class to stay in the same group again n also ' Pushing', Alvin around ...
Last sem i did 5 projects with him for 3 months n it was hell. U will never know wat u goin 2 expect whenever u meet him up for project meeting... I was worst than a rollercoaster ride...
Anyway other classes regroup their member n shuffle around here n there ... Which i think is better ...
Durin tutorial all of us argued here n there of who to take Alvin but no one is willing to take except Kelvin's group.. But tis causes another problem which is the no. of person per group...
None of them r willing to let out a member ... It jus so sucky as all the group r unwillin to let one person out ... Everyone is so unwilling to compromise ...
Jus y can't they split up ? even if they split up, they will still b in the same class n they can sit 2gether durin tutorial ... wat the big idea of gettin 2gether every now n then ????
N the excuse is doin all project together can save time durin project meeting ...
C'mon, everyone from other class is doin the samething by workin in different group n i dun see them complaning abt tis n tat ....
N all of them r sayin tat we cause tis problem ... C'mon, i sick n tired of carryin the burden for all the project it time for other ppl 2 carry it also ... If not i will break down sooner or later ...
Everyone is so selfish, unwillin to help up .... I jus hate them ...
If it was them who carried tat burden for 5 projects, i believe they will wan to change it also ...
The way they sound, is all my fault for lettin him out of my group ....
I can't take it anymore .... Goin 2 sch really suck ...
Y cant i have a normal interestin class like my other friends
Anyway jasmine got so worked up tat she cried as she thought tat she have to work with alvin again ...
Ver tired ... Mentally tried ... Also dunno how 2 face my class
So tired tat my eye sight is fading ... Dun feel like lookin at any of them anymore ....

nothin more

2005-05-25T11:08:00.000-07:00

Feel so empty in sch... Alot of thing are missing from me in sch...
I can't call Jinsheng or shawn or QY anymore durin my break ....
Jiaen they all also not in sch anymore ....
Dun feel like goin 2 sch anymore ...
No reason for me now except the projects ...
Wat the point now ...

I found wat i wan ... ( tis got nothin to do with sch)

Wat happening to tis society ?
What happened to their conscious ?
Saw a Old lady boardin the bus, there was no sits avilable for her...
She walked slowly, walked pass alot of ppl but none of them are kind enough to offer her their seat... Not even those fuckin up youngster who was sittin jus infront of her ...
Fuckin dissappointed with all tis so called human in the society ... freakin self centered human
All r normal humans but they r nothin but a empty shell deep inside... They r human but not human ... They r nothin less than a bunch of selfish human ... Nothin more then tat ... nothin more than a penny...
Hate tis society

2005-05-24T21:33:00.000-07:00

Home sweet home .....
does not occur to me b4 ....
Now ...
Not anymore ... No more home sweet home ....
SICK N TIRED OF IT

Sat nite

2005-05-23T11:56:00.000-07:00

Sat nite ...
Suppose to meet for our regular prata session with clarence n dan at 8.30pm ...
Both clarence n dan was damn late ... Clarence arrived around 9 n dan arrive at 10 ...
Anyway who cares, make dan paid for everything since he came so late ...

Went to Kun's hse for mahjong till damn late .... I was on a winnin streak for the first few round but then i keep lossing after tat ... N the freakin problem is tat in a straight row i have been waitin for jus a title to win but either Kun or Kwang took my chance away from me .... Tat is sooooooooo freakin piss ....
Anyway time 'fly' away damn fast, 6am ... Well we dun bother abt the time n played Ps2

Next mornin the old ppl from the senior citizen corner was singin their KTV so loud n worst of all, they all singing off tune .... arrrrrrrrrrr ....
We slack at kun's hse ... His hse is jus like a timeless zone, u never know the exact time ....
Mon .... Meetin clarence n dan to get bags n then Pool .....
Tue, sch start, sch suck, ppl in my class all sucks big time, suffering from 'pre sch startin disease' ... Lookin forward to the projects n not the ppl in my class.... Freakin bunch of F**ker
MUST PUSH MY GPA TO 3

Limit

2005-05-16T08:02:00.000-07:00

So wat up with guys sittin in SBS bus with their freakin leg spreadin so wide n occupy the whole space all to themselves, even when u sit bside them, u jus have 2 cramp our freakin butt jus to accommdate the way they sit ...
Wat up with them sitting tis way ?
A) Selfish
B) Typical s'porean whereby they dun care abt other ppl but themselves
c) They got freakin big testis

Is there any fault tryin to b a person who carry out promises or jus tryin to be a gd friend to those he/she accept as a friend ?
Or, am i havin problem with my judgement ???
Or the problem lies with me ???
Or the problem lies with my mom's past ???

I jus wish i could have someone to talk 2

There a limit to everything even though i seldom explode, If u know wat i mean
But still SHE manage to make me erupt... Even when i explode i did not said much or explain to her cos nothin go into her head ... pray tat my right eye dun turn red

Slack

2005-05-13T00:24:00.000-07:00

Nothin much today .... Went to book my basic theory in the mornin ....
When i was in the train on the way to meet wendy, my phone disappoint me again n again ...
Well have to used Dan's phone to msg her ... She came out even b4 i call her to come out n meet, Hey wat can i said ... Anyway she msg me in the mrt, i wanted to msg back ok but dan said ' Why not reply her long long, like tat will not waste the msg ma '
Got a point ... So we start to msg something lame, something like a poem to her but we can't tink fast .... So we jus msg her like how Master Yoda would speak to her ...
She dun get it... We r not surprised, anyone who understand the msg is a true Starwar Fan ....
Anyway we walked around n i found the shoe i wanted at last ......... NIKE FREE ... but 150bucks ... too bad, Need to save b4 i can get it ....
Anyway we went to a cafe n slack over there, Had a great time over there slackin n jokin over there ....
I was made a fool by them .... hhahahahha
Managed to get wendy to talk more but then still there a moment of silent everynow n then ... At least is better, if not last time she jus stone over there ... Ok ba, We know something abt her tis time... Mayb one find day we can get everyone out n have a sharin session n know more abt each other over drinks ...Well at least tis is a improvement ... Jus hope next time she can talk more with us ba, or i have to crack my brain to come out with topic so tat all of us could interact ....
Still wonderin how i got a cut on my Forehead ... The cut is deep but dun feel any pain ...

C'mon man!!! Give me a break

2005-05-12T01:48:00.000-07:00

Mornin call n straight to the swimmin pool ... Meet up with bahrin .... He wan his skin to bcome darker when he already dark .... Well all i need is water so i could fully submerge myself in it ...
Need the water to relaz n also to speed up my recovery rate from the injury i substained from my ankle ... Overall i need to rejuvenate from all my borin life tis holiday ... Spend almost like 3 hrs over there slackin n lookin at girls in bikini ... Well after the whole session we feel kinda relaz ... Went shoppin over at J8 n bought a pair of shoe, Forced bahrin to buy a shoe 2gether with me also ....
Got my Ram from Piter later in the afternoon ... At last i got my hand on the Ram i always wanted ... Save my money too ...
Wat happened in the day was Plain stupid jus like tat character Tinman in alicia in wonderLand
Saw 2 fights at the same place jus tat different ppl was entangle in it
Well the first fight was kinda expected as tis Big guy he jus can't get the fact right tat he is playin bball not havin a boxing match ... Never really care abt the whole episode n jus walk off n sit
The 2nd fight dun really concern me ...... Tis was how it happened
A danger play happened while the game was on ... Tis guy jus bend over while my friend was in Mid air, He nearly had a bad fall which normally end with a broken elbow or a broken chin ... I was shock when i saw tat play ... Immediately i went over to ask my friend to relaz n tell him tat i will help him up, which i did n soon ask my friend to forget abt it ...
But tat brainless Idiot go n provoke my friend.. how brainless can he b .... Anyway it ended up with punches flyin everywhere ... Of cos when thing got out of hand i tried to stop by takin a rubbish bin n threw it right in the middle of them but still it jus can't end ... N they jus to have another round or brawl ...
Anyway i asked my friend to walk away first when tat brainless freak was shoutin so loud tat the whole neighbourhood could hear his voice n he shouted at them back ... I was wonderin if there is a limit to his stupidity ...
Well tat not the point, he went over to confront my friend n guess tat my limit n i did all the talkin hopin to make him blur ....
Well he choke on his own words ...
Anyway the police came n we jus have a chat with them ...
Jus hope tis will not happen again

Welcome back

2005-05-11T01:12:00.000-07:00

First of all, Well comeback fucker( Piter ) ....
Meet him ... Pass him my SIM card
Kinda nice but somehow he acted stupid at tis florist shop at Novena square n i was like wat the fuck dude ... Oh well i act stupid n asked lame question
Along the way, i found out tat he had a New digital Cam, it suprising how he always suprise me with his latest technology in his Dull bag ... Anyway i pester him to show me his new cam but he turn me down again n again sayin the same stuff, ' next stop lar, next stop lar ' ... When we alight he dun even bother to show it to me ... Damn ... Jus pass me my AX shirts n walked off with his gf's sis which we so happen to meet along our way ...
The rest of my day is kinda shitty till 1.am, after my dad called my bro
Welcome to my family drama ...
My dad decided to kick my bro out of the hse after he cant tolerate my bro frequent MIA at home.. Well my parent r so keen to kick my bro out of the hse, when all i can do is to change my parent mindset ... Tried so hard to talk them round n hope my dad will change his mind instead of doin things the hardway ... Jus hope he will use the soft approach n talk my bro around ...
Well i believe my bro will move out if my dad ask him to, tat is y i tried to change my dad mindset .... Jus wait n see

Prata

2005-05-08T11:38:00.000-07:00

Prata Prata Prata Prata ... Again n again .... Prata have officially become our Slackin activity
Meet clarence n dan ... Everytime we meet dan, it jus like watchin a new episode of Soap opera, his life is so dramatic ... Anyway all of us ordered Lame prata, 'milky prata, Cheese Thosai n Onion prata' ... Clarence n i think tat the lame prata taste like crap, Only tat dan think tat the prata taste normal .... Wat up .... Since dan said tat the prata taste ok ... We cut big chunk of our prata n added those funny sauces to it n gave it to dan ... The funny part was he still can't taste all those spicy stuff .... We add even more for him ...
Only when we leave the prata house then he think it hot ....
We spend abt 1 hour sittin at the bus stop n chat

IF

2005-05-06T00:44:00.000-07:00

IF .... We alway say,' If i could do tis or If i know those would happen i would ' n stuff like tat...
There alot of If in our daily life... Well i tink tat ppl who alway talk abt 'If', can't control their Life well ...
I do not care abt sayin ' If' , as i dun really regret anything i do ... Or to be exact i know exactly what the consequence of my doing ... But there one thing i would like 2 say ' if' then i will not feel tat bad deep inside
IF i would have treat u better durin 2002 instead of askin u to get lost everytime u tried to talk 2 me, IF everytime u tried to crap with me i would have crap with u back... IF i would open up n talk 2 u, like wat i doin now ... I should not have chase u away n asked u to scram far away from me everytime u come near me...
WHY mus u come n talk 2 me no matter how i chase u away or how i scold u ... Y don't U hate me for the things i done to u, my friend ... Although i know tat u r a gd person but i dun wish to have any friend bcos i could not trust myself at tat point of time, i was afraid, selfish... But everytime u would come n talk to me n somehow cheer me up ... IF i could turn back the time i would b ur friend, even for a short period of time, at least i will not feel bad cos i will not regret my action ...
IF i have enough Gut to tell u 'i'm sorry' on Grad nite itself.
Sorry, my friend, for the ways i treat u durin the sch days
I thought by stayin close with u guys n treat u better, i will be able to redeem myself from the way i treat u durin the Sch days....
But i was wrong .... IF i could say ' sorry' to u tat nite
Why mus tat accident happened on tat week when all of us agreed to go to ur hse ...
I was happy after the Grad nite tat all of us agreed to go to ur place ....
On tat week we all gathered not to go to ur hse but to see u.... Sad was the only word i could describle when i saw u again... But there u were, lying there peacefully .... I wanted to cry but i'm unable to cry for u ... I tried to make myself cry but i jus can't ... Its a torture when u wan to cry for someone but u jus can't do it ... IF i could cry i would do it ....
I said sorry to u but i dun think u can hear me n it too Late for tat 'sorry'
Too late to think abt all these .... All i can do now is regret my past action
Before tis i experiencesd my only loved one n friend passed away b4 n i learn to treasure ppl around me more.. But i jus never learn to trust ppl ....
Even after u r gone ... I treasure the ppl around me even more n make sure i dun make any similar mistake.... Although i never make any new friends but still ppl around me still passed away ... Dun tink tis is a curse cos ppl around me jus passed away ...
Anyway I wish i could said sorry.. N if i could turn back the time, i will treat u better n make sure i said Sorry to u ...
But i never learn to

2005-05-04T09:42:00.000-07:00

Jus found out tat 5/5 is my bro b.day ... But i never say ' Happy b.day' ... Not used to it or mayb we never talk 2 each other b4 .... Anyway happy B.day

HAHAHAHAHa

2005-05-04T00:04:00.000-07:00

Jus found out tat Bill Clinton Jog all the way from The White house all the way to Macdonald every morning ...
I guess tat explained the recent heart operation he undergo

Hahahaha

2005-05-03T08:54:00.000-07:00

Jus found out tat Bill Clinton jog from The White House all the way to Mac every morning ...
I guess tat explained the recent heart operation he had...

O tanjoubi ome de tougozai masu

2005-05-03T00:28:00.000-07:00

10am Drag myself out of the bed to design Amelia's b.day card

11am Finally i wake up, sit infront of my pc n switch on my Tv... Went back to bed cos i showin Back to the future

12am Back to my Pc but is showing VH1, watchin it n draw at the sametime

2pmCouldn't finish the drawing but jus do some of the details, Get my stuff. Decide wat to wear

2.30pm Meet dan, could not find him. Find him only like 15 mins later... Walked to ATM but lot of ppl were queuing for it too .. Drop the idea

3am. Amelia called me n ask me how 2 go East coast ... I arranged to meet her in the MRT

3.15 We reached Marina Bay, waiting for wendy... Amelia complaning

4. Reached there. Found out tat marina Bay dun have a ATM... Got a shock as i dun have a single cent in my wallet. Buy ice cream n decidin on which kite n string to get

4 - 5 . Found a spot . Amelia complained abt the ants. Wendy n amelia begin flyin the kite while i write some stuff on the sketch. Then we took turn to write it. Only i spend most of the time flyin the kite. When amelia mentioned tat wendy took a photo of my scar, i was shock but was not offended by it. Saw the expression on wendy's face n i guess she think i mind. Hey wendy dun misread the expression on my face... HAHA

6. Found a spot to sit. Took lot of pic over there. kun msg me for dinner but i reject him

6.30 - 9 Steamboat. Got ourselves 4 bottles of free mineral water. Saw some Hungry n selfish china ppl who refuse to leave the seafood area, takin their own sweet time to choose the best( $12buck only so dun expect much, Jus Take n Leave), got shove away by on of them. Very piss off. Amelia likes her present. Show her the sketch but she dun believe it done by me ... Nvm

9 Reach a coffeehouse at citylink. Bought them cake n drinks ... Took more lame photos over there .... Have great fun there

10. Saw Q.Yuan n gang again ... Damn they were boring ... Nothin 2 talk abt... They also never talk 2 wendy they all.. If is Ah kun or clarence they all, they will socialise with them without me introducing them... Boring nothin much to talk to them . Clarene msg me something stupid but funny. Pass to dan n he laugh with me... When pass to Q.y n gang, they dunno abt the joke ... Hai

11 Reach home around tat time ... Enjoy myself althought my ankle hurt the whole time i was out with them

Slackers

2005-05-02T11:59:00.000-07:00

Abt the outing with Wholivesnearyou .... I got nothin 2 said other then boring ... Freakin borin, nothin they do is fun or should i said tat i dun reall know them tat y i feel it's ver boring...
The skin on my Sole tore, n it ver deep ... Freakin Pain... Now i suffer from a injure ankle on my left leg n on my right i mus walk with a limp cos of the tear on my sole ... Boy it gotta hurt ...
Anyway i went off to Ah kun's hse later in the night ... We did some cookin together n prepare for dinner .. Bert, Boyi n Agust were there too... Damn Bert, kun n Agus were damn noisy, playin Winning 11 n laughin at one another whoever loss, jus like some freakin Kids .... Only Lu was cookin in the Kitchen, Boyi n i were watchin T.v n half asleep....
When it time to eat only Kun, Lu n i were eatin, Bert n Agus were still playing the Game n complaning abt some stuff... While Kun,Lu n I were giving comment on the food n how we can improve it the next time ....
Few mins later all of us gather on the table to have our meal, i kinda like tis feelin, preparin meal, then everyone sit together n chat .... Ver slack but i like tis feelin

Night Break

2005-05-01T06:40:00.000-07:00

ok ok ... My life only began nite time ....
Well in the afternoon i substain injury again on the same ankle ... Damn ... Tis is serious man, Guess i need to go to the swimmin pool to do some water Therapy...
At night, went over to meet Kun's n gang, I plan 2 go home around 11pm after doin some shit n free stuff with them ... But then they suggest playin Mahjong which i think is ok with me, Anyway i called home n tell my mom i not comin back for the day ...
On our way 2 ah Kun's hse, i saw Q.yuan, althought they are boring, i still went over n chat with them n tell Kun they all to go first ...
When i reach Kun's hse then he tell me tat they r not goin 2 play due to the hot weather ....
Damn, i feel cheated man .... Damn ... but nvm lo .... We chat .... Crap ... Lookin through WWW.wholivesnearyou.com .... well well then i watched SCV till 6am n i jus got back .... Now i goin 2 sentosa with a bunch of ppl i dun even know .. Well they r the ppl from Wholivesnearyou .... Jus hope everything goes well.... I have not sleep for the past 24 hr. . . . . .
2morrow we goin out with amelia but then i still have not decide wat to do with the Gang .....

At last

2005-04-30T00:51:00.000-07:00

Violet UK - Unnamed Songwritten by Yoshik
I'm standing on the edge and coming to my senses
from the reverie
never thought I would, never thought I'd need you
say goodbye, I bid you farewell
my voiceless words are swaying the flame
I can't live without
I can't live without
I can't live without you here in the dark
I whipser your name
Over again Give me the strength to size the light
If I should find the way
I saw the dream
You're flying in the sky
without a fear
Never touched the ground
But never came to my side
I tried so hard to reach out for your hand
The ruthless winds captures your soul away
I can't live without
I can't give without
I can't breathe without you
here in the world
Do you feel the rain
that said love takes no pain?
With or without the sun
lurid sky, still tearing me apart
Wishing the freedom reign
over the plain
give me the strengh to
breathe the words that love will find the way
I can't live without
I can't give without you
Here in the world
Do you feel the rain
over the pain?
Give me the strength to
lead the words that love will find the way
With or without the sun
I'll be unable to say goodbye
cause I...
I know I"ll be with you

It took me about 2 days b4 i get tis lyrics ... Damn hard 2 find .... And also i manage to Download a 2min version of I'll be your love .... Also damn hard to Dl
Well i injured my ankle again .... Damn pain dude .....
N 2day is amelia's B.day ..... Happy b.day

2005-04-27T21:07:00.000-07:00

Ok ... 12.08 pm .... My life of the day haven even start but here i am postin for the day ... Boring ... well u can said tat again ... Boring .... Boring .....
Anyway i was watching Liverpool Vs Chelsea, tat match ended with a Draw ... It was a boring match, the whole match show case, Player worth more then 5Million Euro per year, doing stupid passes n mistake .... I placed my bet on Liverpool cos the Odds is damn high, much better than Chelsea ....
The match end around 5am but i have to wake up around 11am to help my bro to bank in his Cheque b4 12 so he could receive the money the next workin day .... I managed to drag myself up n go to the bank ...
It was so screwed up... Everybody at the counter was talkin their Own sweet time doin their stuff n there i was standin there doin nothin but lookin at my watch... it kinda Piss when u jus have to stand there n wait for like 1 or 2 ppl takin their own sweet time ....
Finally it my turn but when the person-in-charge saw my cheque, she reject it, saying tat the' i' Looking like a bloody 'N' to her .... I was freakin piss at tis point of time, cos i waited for so long. Finally it my turn n u give me tis piece of crap .... Hell no way man ... But i insist tat tis was the person handwritting n there nothin i can do abt it ... N she ask me to get the person 2 write 1 more cheque .... I was ver ver piss n jus walk off n give my bro a call .... Well he ask me to go Bishan n settle it for him ....
Hai ... Guess i have to go bishan now 2 get it done for him ....

Hot Hot Hot

2005-04-26T14:32:00.000-07:00

Weather is damn hot these few days ... Can feel the heat ...
Anyway Jonas tat Arse called me around 11 yesterday n told me tat he goin 2 Paul's hse n ask me out 2 meet him ... Of cos i will go lar ..... 12am tat arsehole called me again n i went to the bus stop to meet him ... Well we saw 2 lesbians over there but we did nothin ... Surprise ....
Anyway they wanted to eat but nothin much 2 eat so off we went to serangoon Garden for supper, I told jonas tat the place usually close around 11 but he insisted tat the places only close around 3 ... Anyway we went there n not much shop r doin their business the place look damn dead...
After we finish our dinner around 1.30am .... We wanted to take a short cut home but then we ended up makin turn here n there around those private estate, well of cos there were lot of dogs barkin at us ....
When we reached Paul's place we r sweatin like dog .... They bathe 2gether n wanted me to join them. I reject tat kind offer ....
Anyway we watch soccer n played Poker till 5 am .... At last SLEEP ... Well i never get any cos tat stupid Jonas pushed me to the center of the bed .... Went to the other room 2 sleep ....
Oh .... i still thinkin of where to go for amelia's b.day .... Anyway need to entertain bahrin later

Selecting

2005-04-26T14:22:00.000-07:00

Well tis posting was for yesterday but i was too lazy too write a posting ... Anyway yesterday was Jasmine's b.day ... Happy b.day to U
Went out with wendy, Dan ... We went out to do some stuff 2gether ....
Went to HMV but i forget to go inside n search for Yoshiki's Eternal Melody Cds....
Yoshiki is a great composer ... He started with tis band called Xjapan, he composed many nice songs .... Rangin from hard rock to ballad ....
Tat Eternal Melody contain all his hardwork but most of it r in instruments ... Yoshiki arrange all the score by himself ...
I'll be your love was my favourite piece... Tried to dl it but could'nt find it ....

Sore ...............................................

2005-04-24T19:34:00.000-07:00

Suffering pains from my left ankle joint n also on my right elbow Joints ... Dunno wat is wrong with it but guess i need lot of rest before i fully recover ... Well i plan to see a doc for my ankle but then i need to save enough money ...
Well i think i goin 2 stay at home all day for the next month or so, I plan to improve on my sketches n also do some reflection durin my Poly life... Everything seem so screwed up the moment i step into Poly... My poly life is not as interestin as Alex or Jinsheng or other friends who went into every sch except Biz
Guess only Bahrin is suffferin the same fate as me... Passed everything but failed Math durin the O's tat was when we are destinated to meet ... Bcos of tis we bcos ver close even thought we know each other for a short time... I understand him n vice verse,
He too think tat Biz ppl r the worst batch of ppl in Poly... Sometime i wonder if the problem lies with me tat i dun have any friends in Sch of Biz... But all of us agreed tat they have tis serious attitude Problem, like actin classy n stuff, it kinda irritate me ... Mayb the reason y i dun wan 2 befriend them is bcos i dun not wish 2 loss my self identity.
I do not wish to act classy or act smart,like goin 2 Sch of Biz is actually ver great los... I dun think so, mayb is bcos of tis reason tat y i dun see eye to eye with them
Many of my friends ask me y i dun have any friends in Biz instead i have in other Sch... The most recent person who ask me tis was Wendy, jus last week.
All of then asked me to jus mix with them but my reply was ' to Mix with them i mus b like them b4 i could even interact with them, no way i goin 2 act classy jus to interact with them lo... They r not worth doin all these lo'
I have lots of friends but these are the worst group of ppl i ever see.
Nothin can b done ... I could not bother abt it anymore, with or without friend make no diff ...
After tat incident on 4 dec, i lost faith in myself .... I tell myself tat i not goin 2 make any new friend, i afraid tat it might happen again... Everytime i went to a new class or work in a new environment, either i lay low or i try to have fun but then i keep my name away from other ppl, after i finish the whole job i would jus disppear... I reall afraid of tat incident...
Tat incident reall affect me alot ... Sometime for no reason i would bcome damn quiet ...
Dun wish 2 said anymore

Addicted

2005-04-21T09:02:00.000-07:00

I getting addicted to all the Hk series show on channel 8 & channel U ...
Every weekday i will glue myself to my tv especially on Channel U 10pm .... Golden Faith, starting Gallen lo... He a ver gd actor ... Tat the main reason y i watch it
Anyway 2day epi, his dad, Ding rongbang, passed away, the whole 30 mins was ver sad ... Well i nearly cry but it kinda reminded me of my Great grand ma ....
I kinda regret wat happened till tis day ....
When i was in sec 2, tat was abt 6 years back or so ... i was so into basketball ... Jus before my Great grand ma passed away, she asked my mom, to ask me 2 go over as she wanted 2 see me ... But i did not ... i told my mom i wanted to go for my basketball training .... Up 2 tis day i regret my decision... I had the chance to see her the last time but i Miss it ....
Anyway tat scene remind me of tat event

Nothing much

2005-04-19T08:34:00.000-07:00

Sweating like a dog right now, jus had my regular tue Jog ... No luck man, no babes joggin 2day..
When i was joggin jus now, all of the sudden my mind went back to the gd old sec sch days, Back in sec 2. We were abt to have our NAFA test ... Well i was excuss due to my knee problem but then i got nothin 2 do so i took the test for fun ... Before we run for the 2.4Km, i was with Jinsheng n he told me 2 wait for him n then we will cross the finish line 2gether...
of cos my reply was, ' ok' , no way i will abandon him ... he was my buddy ...
At the beginning i ran with him, till midway he got no stamina but i was still runnin .... Till i was jus a few meters away from the finishline. Well i could have finish my 2.4km in jus 11mins but then i stay there n wait for him 2 arrived n then we run 2gether ... i waited for like 20mins or so ... back then everyone called me dumb n stuff lo ... But then i think it worth it for a friend lo, after all he was my buddy ... I will do it again if he request it one more times...
But tat was the gd old days